Tactician: superior (rank 2)
Some things just stay with you in life. And knowing how to deal with people is one of them. Lets face it, compared to the villains when it comes to people skills.... We have the Heroes beat. How else do you think we have that entire army of minions in places like volcanoes, under the sea.... Without ripping into each other? Same here....After all, when serving the other customers.... Lets face it, a certain amount of diplomacy is needed.
"Yes sir, these are fresh brains. Trust me on this."
"No, you clearly said you wanted a flambe. Don't you pull that hammer on ME!"
"Shut up and eat your greens. They'll make your eyes all nice and scary."
You get the drill.
The Frying Pan of Doom.
Slashing Weapon: superior (rank 2)
- Ranged Attack
Sometimes.....You just gotta use it. You know? Maybe one of the vampires gets grumpy, or that Arch-villain just HAS to battle his foe in MY place. Hell, maybe I just use it because I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and the only music I hear is "Best of Queen?" Don't get me wrong, I love Queen but centuries of it tend to get you down. I'd kill for some new tapes. Anyway....For such times, I have my Frying Pan of Doom. I call it "Mr.Doom", because I can. Now.... Its a unique weapon in itself, besides the fact that its, well....A frying pan.
I can fling it like a boomerang, and it will always come back to my hand. And its so light in my grasp, that I can swing it all day and not get even the least bit tired. Try that with your massive bastard swords and claymores, n00bs! But yeah, that's not even the best part.
Mr.Dooms Insurance policy.
Kinetic Absorption: superior (rank 2)
Turns out that the thing has an actual insurance policy. In the event some idiot try's to break it to escape the diner. Not that I....Actually...Oh come on, I had PLANS! And they did NOT include becoming a short-order cook! Turns out the damned thing in nigh-invincible. Any force you use to break it, by any magnitude ends up getting absorbed into it and used as an additional force when you smack someone with it. Not bad for a frying pan I suppose...