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Match 6535 Crash Bandicoot vs. Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz


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Posted 26 November 2010 - 12:08 AM

The League of Villainous CBUB-ers Part TwoSkip this if you've read it in another match.****Five mysterious figures sat around a long steel table in the Doofinsmerts Evil Incorporated building, a meeting was being held: the first meeting of The League of Villainous CBUB-ers.“I, Dr Heinz Doofinsmerts, have called you all together! Together, we, the best and brightest young rising stars in the CBUB, are here for one purpose and one purpose only! To take over the entire CBUB area!!! Allow me to introduce ourselves:” the doctor maniacally pronounced to the villains gathered in the room. “First, the bloodthirsty, incoherent dweller of the swears: VERMIN!” Vermin did not stand or acknowledge that his name was being said. He just kept crouched and gnawed on the link of bratwurst that had been supplied to him at the beginning of the meeting. “Also here,” Dr. D continued, “Is the maniacal moon faced homeculas, Moonface!” Moonface stood up and waved at the room of criminals assembled and said, “Moon.”“The burgundy bodacious babe, Red She Hulk!” Dr. D gestured to red she hulk.“Get on with it, pencil neck!” she pounded her fist on the table she was seated at and she broke the table in half. “And last but not least there is...hey who the heck are you?” Dr D pointed an accusing finger at the bald child holding a piece of wood. “Me? I'm a big two head monster!” he turned around with the piece of wood and when he turned back around, the 2x4 was sticking out of his collar, “Rawwr!” “Right...anyway,” Dr D contonued, “I have gathered you here because no one takes us seriously. And Now that I'm in the CBUB database, I want to make an impact! And we can all help each other! As a unit no one could take us! Think of it, Red She Hulk, Vermin, and myself defeating Anti Monitor! Galactus! The Living Tribunal! We could do this! Together!” The room was silent. No one answered, “Look here,” Red She Hulk finally spoke outraged, “I have a win over Batman! I'm in a good place now, and I don't need you!” She got up from the broken table and began storming toward the door. Moonface shrugged and began to follow her out.“No wait! Come back! I need you, here!” Dr D yelled after them. I just made a new -inator that could help us!” but they did not look at him. Then suddenly, there was a burst through the wall and a new group of people entered the room, “Stop right there Dr. Doofinsmerts!” The Doctor turned around and the people trying to exit turned around. Standing in the room, where five new individuals. There stood, Confession FPT, Crash Bandicoot, Chev Chelios, the T 800 Terminator, and Starfire. “Heard you were forming an evil organization, Doof, you know I couldn't let you do that,” Confession FPT said, arms folded. “Curse you Confession the annoying writer!” Dr Doofinsmerts exclaimed at the new arrivalas. “You know your assignments, team, now lets bring down some bad guys!” “This seems like fun,” Red She Hulk popped her knuckles. “Moon?” Moonface asked smiling.****Second Match Dr Doofinsmerts vs Crash Bandicoot“Well, well, well,” Dr. D looked slyly at the Bandicoot running up to him, “It looks like its just you and me, Crash the Bandicoot, we shall see who is better, especially since I have this! My Head-Shrink-inator!” he pulled out a goofy ray gun, “With this -inator, I can shrink the head of any one I want. I got the idea when some one told me I had a big head, and-” he was cut off when one of Starfire's starbolts went whizzing by him. He ducked and exclaimed, “Holy Toledo, that was close.” Crash beckoned him to get up as Starfire flung herself at Moonface and his 29 copies. “Ok, Crash the Bandicoot, we shall insue in battle, but I have one question first: Where is your secret agent hat?”

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 08:11 AM

This is CBUB Match number 6535.
Crash Bandicoot vs. Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz

If you want to read the other matches that are going on here,
http://electricferre...e/show?mid=6534
http://electricferre...e/show?mid=6536

Please comment, rate, debate and hav efun.

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 08:11 AM

Good setup actually, and as far as the match, I think I'll give it to Doofenshmirtz because he's 10 times more epic than Crash Bandicoot, and if he just starts randomly shooting all of his inators around wildly then pretty much everyone's screwed.

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 09:22 AM

Good setup actually, and as far as the match, I think I'll give it to Doofenshmirtz because he's 10 times more epic than Crash Bandicoot, and if he just starts randomly shooting all of his inators around wildly then pretty much everyone's screwed.

Ah... I'll have to say that too... ditto.

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 03:49 PM

I use to love the Bandicoot games for the PS1. Can't Crash just turn around and destroy everything in the room?

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 04:41 PM

I use to love the Bandicoot games for the PS1. Can't Crash just turn around and destroy everything in the room?

Oh yeah thanks for reminding me.
THIS IS CRASH FROM the PS1's!!!!
Not the new crash, no, no, this crash is, at latest, from Warp.

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Posted 26 November 2010 - 06:08 PM

Oh yeah thanks for reminding me.
THIS IS CRASH FROM the PS1's!!!!
Not the new crash, no, no, this crash is, at latest, from Warp.


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