No, no, no. A troll CAUSES the commotion. I just sit by and watch. I'm not a troll. I'm a bystander that gets amusement out of the "yammering of the masses", if you will. I also like how you pick out the part that this thread humors me, and not the part that I support GWAR being accepted.
I'll just remember not to support you next time you have a petition. Thanks for telling me to shut the hell up and my support is unneeded. I'll remember that.
a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum or chat room, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion.
Although our topic is of a controversial nature, and at times Inflammatory, we are not trying to elicit an emotional response, nor to disrupt the normal on-topic discussions...
Your posts however fit that statement, and that makes you a troll.