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#1 Skeleton Guy

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 09:28 AM

Harry Potter

VS

James T. Kirk

VS

John Connor

VS

Wolverine

VS

Roschach

VS

Goku

VS

Jake Sully (from "Avatar")

VS

Wikus Van De Merwe (from "District 9"), with his battle suit

VS

Doctor Cockroach (from "Monsters VS Aliens")

VS

9 (from the movie of the same name)

VS

Dominic Toretto

VS

Inspector Clouseau

VS

Prince Naveen (from "The Princess and the Frog")

VS

Jacob Black

VS

Aldo Raine (from "Inglorious Basterds")

VS

Optimus Prime

VS

Snake Eyes

Who would win?

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 10:16 AM

In a fight? I wouldn't know, I didn't watch half the movies there.

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 01:25 PM

I'd have to go with Wikus with his suit winning on this.


Harry Potter - Explodes in a fountain of gore
James T. Kirk - Same after being disarmed
John Connor - Same after being disarmed
Wolverine - Is ripped apart by the magnetic stress of his own bones flying apart
Roschach - Explodes in a fountain of gore
Goku (Shitty DBE version) - Explodes in a fountain of gore
Jake Sully (from "Avatar") - Explodes in a fountain of gore
Doctor Cockroach (from "Monsters VS Aliens") - Explodes in a fountain of gore
9 (from the movie of the same name) - is stepped on
Dominic Toretto - Explodes in a fountain of gore
Inspector Clouseau - Same after being disarmed
Prince Naveen (from "The Princess and the Frog") - Same after being disarmed
Jacob Black - Same after being disarmed
Aldo Raine (from "Inglorious Basterds") - Same after being disarmed
Optimus Prime - Is ripped apart by the magnetic stress of his own body flying apart
Snake Eyes - Explodes in a fountain of gore

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 11:02 PM

Believe it or not Goku from the movie actually can turn into the Ape and has the Kamahamaha so he would win. He also has the flight ability if you see his fight with Piccolo and can throw powerful attacks it seems.

It's a toss up between him and Prime.

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 11:15 PM

Believe it or not Goku from the movie actually can turn into the Ape and has the Kamahamaha so he would win. He also has the flight ability if you see his fight with Piccolo and can throw powerful attacks it seems.

It's a toss up between him and Prime.

Um... Goku's Ape form is like 8 foot tall, no I think actually shorter... His Kamehameha is also like a... well, it's nothing like anything is should be, and I doubt that it could actually hurt ANYBODY... As for Flight... yea, ok... let him float along on his bad Wire Work as Wikus lets into him with his suits Arc Guns, then he's a rapidly expanding cloud of gore.

As for Prime, well, he's metal and he gets ripped to shreds by Wikus' Grav/Mag Gun thingy.

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Posted 27 December 2009 - 11:48 PM

Um... Goku's Ape form is like 8 foot tall, no I think actually shorter... His Kamehameha is also like a... well, it's nothing like anything is should be, and I doubt that it could actually hurt ANYBODY... As for Flight... yea, ok... let him float along on his bad Wire Work as Wikus lets into him with his suits Arc Guns, then he's a rapidly expanding cloud of gore.

As for Prime, well, he's metal and he gets ripped to shreds by Wikus' Grav/Mag Gun thingy.


Right I remember that bit;friggin awesome

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 12:02 AM

Based purely on the quality of each character's movie. Doesn't take into consideration movies released in other years (so Potter's based only on Half Blood Prince, etc).

Harry Potter: Sucked.

James T. Kirk: Awesome.

John Connor: Really sucked.

Wolverine: Sucked.

Roschach: Alright.

Goku: Sucked.

Jake Sully: Alright.

Wikus Van De Merwe: Really Awesome

Doctor Cockroach: Alright.

9: Alriigt.

Dominic Toretto: Alright

Inspector Clouseau: Really sucked.

Prince Naveen: Didn't see, gets a default "alright."

Jacob Black: Didn't see, but don't need to see to give him a mega-suck.

Aldo Raine: Mega-awesome.

Optimus Prime: Ultramega-suck

Snake Eyes: Alright

So, based on my thoroughly biased opinion, Optimus would fall over dead from an bot-heart attack before the fight begins. His body topples over and crushes Jacob, killing him instantly. In the ensuing explosion, Clouseau and John Conner are incinerated.

Blahblahblah all the "sucked" characters die unremarkable, pathetic deaths within seconds of the fight beginning. The "allright" characters get death scenes that are somewhat interesting. The camera'd actually focus on them as they died or something.

That leaves Kirk, Wikus, and Aldo. Kirk and Aldo know they're outclassed, so they team up to try and take down Wikus. Kirk dies heroically as he gives Aldo an opening to finish off Wikus in dramatic fashion.

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