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#1 Culwych1

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:28 PM

Best out of five:

 

  1. Boxing ring, no gloves. First man out for the count loses. 
  2. Game of chess
  3. Business scenario with starting fund of $1,000, man to make the most money by the end of 1 month. No outside help
  4. Who would survive the longest in Middle-Earth
  5. Who would you rather be stuck on an island with for 1 year (plenty of resources on the island so based on companionship rather than survival skills). 


#2 Callisto

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 02:28 PM

Learn More About
Dwight Schrute
Read more about Dwight Schrute at Wikipedia
Official Site: NBC Links: Wikipedia Schrute Space Squid Who

Sheldon Cooper
Read more about Sheldon Cooper at Wikipedia
Official Site: CBS Links: Wikipedia Big Bang Theory Wiki Sheldon Fanlisting



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 04:03 PM

Sheldon wins 1, 2, 4, and for me, 5.

 

Dwight wins nr. 3.



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 04:20 PM

1. I think Dwight has this. Boxing means actually touching your opponent.

 

 

2. Sheldon wins, especially if he gets to use the special pieces he created.

 

3. Sheldon

 

4. Sheldon. Dwight is much more likely to start a fight with the wrong person.

 

5. Sheldon.



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

I'd say Sheldon wins nr. 1, due to his physical abilities.

 

We have seen in the series that he is, relatively speaking, quite strong.  In his period of paranoia, after they had a break-in, he was able to move his dresser(to barricade the door) with relative ease, on his own.

 

He also has relatively good reflexes and hand-eye coordination.

 

 

And I'd say that Sheldon wins number 4 on his own merits, regardless of Dwight pissing people off.

 

 

I'm curious about why you think he wins number 3 though.



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 08:55 PM

I'm probably underestimating Dwight because I haven't watched The Office very much.

 

I was thinking that Sheldon could create something very marketable... like the I-phone app he and the others were working on. Now that you ask though, he would probably turn up his nose at anything that had a practical application.

 

His design specs would also be impossibly stringent.

 

And marketing would be hopeless (though he could do a commercial for it on "Fun with Flags.")

 

No, you're right. Sheldon is much more self-defeating in this area than Dwight.



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 10:11 PM

1. Dwight

2. Sheldon

3. Dwight

4. Sort of a toss up. Sheldon may have a hard time surviving in a techless world.

5. I could probably avoid conversation with Sheldon more easily, so him.



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 10:42 PM

1. Dwight

2. Sheldon

3. Dwight

4. Sort of a toss up. Sheldon may have a hard time surviving in a techless world.

5. I could probably avoid conversation with Sheldon more easily, so him.

 

Why Dwight in number 1?

 

And why would you want to avoid conversation?

 

As for number 4, Sheldon is pretty much a living encyclopedia. While he may not be happy about being in a tech-less world, he knows various plants that are edible(or poisonous), he is a pretty good archer, and he speaks both elvish and dwarven.



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Posted 22 August 2013 - 10:57 PM

Dwight is less likely to have a quirky start to the fight. Where Sheldon will probably start out trying to talk his way out of physical confrontation, Dwight's liable to go nuts.

 

As for avoiding Conversation, I can only discuss Bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica so much. And while I'm fairly nerdy, Sheldon comes off as one of those "superior" nerds, the kind that constantly needs to one up whoever they're conversing with. Talking comics, tv, or whatever would become a chore. I'd rather talk to myself really.



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Posted 04 September 2013 - 12:03 PM

Match Final Results
Dwight Schrute: 5
Sheldon Cooper: 8





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