BABY PRESIDENT 2013!!!!
The babies of the United States are tired of being ignored and not understood by the older citizens of the country so a decision is made to elect a baby president to represent the baby population in all national matters that affect their everyday lives.
After much discussion, two strong candidates emerge
PROS: Tommy is a natural born leader of babies and is very comfortable in that role. He is friendly and supportive of his peers. Tommy is also a baby's baby, the kind of baby that other babies would like to go out and drink bottles of milk with.
CONS: Tommy is a bit naïve. His presidency would also be vulnerable to a hostile takeover by non baby Angelica Pickles at any given time.
PROS: High intellect. Has more worldly knowledge than most other babies. An ambitious baby of action. Expansive knowledge of diverse weaponry if needed.
CONS: His focus on world domination may deter him from Presidential responsibilities. Also may try to turn his presidency into a dictatorship, or simply try to brainwash his constituency into a mindless army. Temper issues.
VOTE TODAY FOR BABY PRESIDENT 2013