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2:1 - Michael J. Caboose, Pvt. vs. The Tick


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#1 UMPIRE

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 12:31 PM

SEASON 2, ROUND 1
Michael J. Caboose, Pvt.
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Slot: Bringing the teams laffs
Season Wins: 0
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The Tick
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 01:02 PM



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 01:02 PM

No one ever beats The Tick in my eyes.



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 01:07 PM

Does The Tick hate babies half as much as Caboose?

No, I didn't think so.



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 01:21 PM

Spoon!

 

Never bring a gun to a slap fight!



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 02:11 PM

Do you dare question the general idiocy of Caboose?



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 04:39 PM

Hmm. Caboose has the funny but in a slap fight how long will he endure Tick's strength?



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 04:39 PM

FOREVER!



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 04:40 PM

Hmm. Hard one to decide right now then. I'm sure stamina too could play in this.



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 04:45 PM

He survived falling from space.



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 04:56 PM

^ Non-canon



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Posted 12 June 2013 - 05:03 PM

You know, this is a slap fight. It's not exactly to the death. It's more, who leaves the slapping engagement with less damage to their pride and ego.

Caboose has no pride or ego. He isn't nearly intelligent enough to even understand the concept of pride.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 01:33 AM

Caboose may have the slap advantage. For one thing, his is in Spartan gear from helmet to toe and naturally strong as well. "It must be God's way of compensating." ~Tucker



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 06:49 AM

I've been thinking on this and Caboose does have the advantage one would suspect in a funny slap fight: foreign  object. That is every time a slap battle occurs, that's not in say wrestling although it's happen there as well, the person who trumps it tends to be the one who goes for a metal glove or rocks in a bag or whatever. In this case Caboose is already made for that set-up to happen. Not saying the Tick can't handle a few shots from it, however in terms of comedic theme Mike certainly holds this card in play.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:05 AM

The Tick has Toon Force on his side.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:31 AM

And Caboose probably slaps so lightly that The Tick isn't going to be phased, he is uninjurable after all. The Tick also has his powers increase as he is under duress, meaning that if Caboose does start to get close in the slap fight, The Tick is going to get stronger. Tick ftw.



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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:19 AM

What you're saying is that the tick is going to smack around a guy with an obvious mental handicap. There's no winning in that.

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 09:49 AM

What you're saying is that the tick is going to smack around a guy with an obvious mental handicap. There's no winning in that.

There is all the winning in that. :P



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Posted 15 June 2013 - 12:17 PM

Match Final Results
Michael J. Caboose, Pvt.: 5
The Tick: 19





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