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Match 14085 City Of Columbia vs. Leon Kennedy


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#1 deojusto

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 08:56 PM

When you turn off your xbox, playstation, pc, SNES, or insert platform of choice, the screen goes black and you walk off to make hot pockets. This is a normal, everyday occurrence, and you and all other people like you pay it little mind. But to the people inside the game, this is a godsend. The grunts put down their needlers, the creepers slink off into darkness, and Peach and Mario head home, eat dinner in utter silence, then go to separate beds, their relationship long dead but kept re-animated by the financial need for sequels, despite the utter lack of any kind of passion they once had.

But sometimes these people don’t go straight home. Sometimes they need to ease the gory details of repeat mass-murder out of their psyche somehow. Alcohol helps.

Somewhere in the ether of the console, at an establishment named ‘the Health Kit’, two men, one an ex-pinkerton, the other a veteran from a mix of various job titles related to law enforcement, sit and drink whatever's on tap . They're both killers to be sure, but one isn’t what you'd call a gruff soldier of fortune though; if they were in boy band, Booker would be the tough one and Leon would be the ‘cute’ one.

“So then they load up the game again,” Booker says, “So I have to go through this whole big story all the way through, all over again, when I already know that in the end I’m just gonna get (Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler).”

“You think that’s bad,” Leon says, “at my last count I’m on my ninth play-through. He’s unlocked every weapon, every overpowered game-killer, and you know what he wants to do? Professional setting, with only a knife and an upgraded pistol, and an inverted control selection. No reason either, just to see if he can. So now I gotta slog through the whole thing, taking nothing but headshots, cutting zombie Achilles Tendons all day, while hearing, ‘Leeeeeon!’ every five minutes. No, make that five seconds. I swear, you got it easy with yours.”

“Really,” Booker says, “Ever heard of 1999 mode my friend? And as for escort difficulty, I’d bet your sassy little Ashley never hit you upside the head with a wrench. You just shoot, shoot, shoot, I have to deal with quantum physics and alternate realities and way more confusing moral bs then you do zombie boy.”

Leon takes a long hard chug of IPA and slams the bottle back down on the table. He had probably had too much already, which is why he said what he said next.

“Put your money where your mouth is.”

Booker stops drinking mid-way through and glares at the pretty boy.

“You suggesting what I think you’re suggesting?”

“You heard me right,” Leon replies, “you think you got it hard, then put up or shut up. Tomorrow morning when he flips the console back on we switch games. Send a notice on the screen, call it a mod, or a DLC or something; he's pretty stupid, it might work. I go to Columbia, aka racist Disneyland, with the beautiful Elizabeth,”

“Watch how you talk about her pretty boy.”

“Meanwhile you head to the filth strewn streets of Pueblo and handle the near suicidal Ashley. We see who can pull off the other’s game. Hard mode on each, first one to die three times is a punk.”

Booker shakes his head.

“Hey man, you want to handle it, I can deal with your little zombie problems; good luck trying to kill a friggin ghost…one thing though, I get to bring my guns and my vigors, and none of this inventory management crap. I have better things to do then try to arrange where I put my eggs in a suitcase.”

“Fine, keep the antiques,” Leon says, “I’ll bring my own guns. Because you know, I can carry more then two at the same time.”

“I can walk and shoot at the same time.”

Leon laughs under his breath.

“Yeah? Well good luck trying to run from ‘It’.”

“What’s ‘It’?”

“You’ll find out.”


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A man crashes through the glass roof of the Monument Isle Statue and grabs a hold of a ledge in the library. Elizabeth goes to look at him; he looks back up at her.

“Uh, hello.”

“Ahhhhhh!

He collapses onto the floor and she starts throwing books at him.

“Hey knock it off,” he yells, “Stop it. Will you stop it!”

Elizabeth nears him with a physics tome raised high. He raises his hand to stop her.

“I’m not here to hurt you.”

“Who are you?”

“My name is Kennedy, I’m a friend. I’m here to get you out of here….”

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#2 Callisto

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 08:56 PM

Learn More About
City Of Columbia
Official Site: 2K Games Links: Wikipedia Bioshock Infinite Official Website Bioschock Wikia

Leon Kennedy
Read more about Leon Kennedy at Wikipedia
Official Site: Capcom Links: Leon Wikipedia Official Resident Evil Website Resident Evil Fan: A New Blood



#3 deojusto

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Posted 03 June 2013 - 09:50 PM

 Like the Booker vs Los Illuminados match, this isn't a match between Leon and Booker, just a match to see if the antagonists from those games could beat a different hero. Even if you think one of them is better then the other, the question here is whether you think Leon could plausibly go through the events in Columbia to save Elizabeth.    



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Posted 03 June 2013 - 10:49 PM

These are cool ass matches Deo. I hate you love your writing. Is Leon going to have Elizabeth's help like Booker does?



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Posted 03 June 2013 - 11:01 PM

These are cool ass matches Deo. I hate you love your writing. Is Leon going to have Elizabeth's help like Booker does?

 

Thanks. Leon has every normal weapon/ability you would qualify as 'his', and can't use any vigors, but there's nothing to stop Elizabeth from calling in useful elements like she would for Booker, and she'd still behave as she does in the game and wouldn't get in the way, and could even scrounge up extra ammo/health/cash as she does for Booker. Elizabeth's helpful while Ashley's still a handicap, since that's part of what they were arguing about in the first place.  

 

(No infinite rocket launcher/ elephant gun/ infinite bullet tommy gun. Ray gun sure, The Matilda sure, grenades sure, I'd even give him a sky-hook since It'd be plausible that he could just come across one and he'd need one just to travel through the city, but no game breakers.)   



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Posted 03 June 2013 - 11:04 PM

One more question, is Leon going to stand still to aim and shoot? Because that is not a good idea in Bioshock.



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Posted 03 June 2013 - 11:09 PM

Eh, that was mostly an in game joke. The character of Leon is probably just as capable as moving while shooting as anyone else, and it would be somewhat unrealistic to say that he couldn't just because his game mechanics happened to be built that way. I wouldn't be that anal about it, so no, if that's a sticking point he doesn't have to. 



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Posted 04 June 2013 - 10:31 AM

Booker says, “So I have to go through this whole big story all the way through, all over again

 

 

*chuckles* Yeah, that would be horrible.



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Posted 08 June 2013 - 09:15 PM

Match Final Results
USER RATINGS
Dark Spider-man gives it a grade of: A
KibaxHinata gives it a grade of: A
michalecs gives it a grade of: A
Peypeypeypey gives it a grade of: A
SCORE
City Of Columbia: 3
Leon Kennedy: 15
FPA: 4.0





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