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Match 8506 Max the Flying Dolphin vs. a Sack Full of Spiders


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#1 FoxFingers

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:51 AM

The Dollar Corp executive walked around the rather unremarkable bag laid out on the deck of the ship.  

 

"This is the bounty hunter"? he asked.

 

The Dollar Corp human resources officer could see the executive was unimpressed.   "Well, he comes highly recommended" she said.

 

The executive stopped and stroked his chin considering the bag.  Sunlight glinted from his expensive black leather shoes as his impeccable suit gently caught the ocean breeze.  "So... it's a sack full of spiders, then?"

 

The human resource officer nodded vigorously.  "Yes, that is correct.  Spiders in a sack.  He comes highly recommended."

 

The bag seemed to be moving slightly.  The executive gave the ambivalent looking sack a mew of distaste and stepped away from it.  Then he shrugged.  "OK, put him on one of our old freighters and send him out.  That dolphin will certainly make a run on a Dollar Corp freighter if it sees it.  Hopefully this will put an end to our problems with Max the Flying Dolphin".

 

OK, perfect", the human resource officer said.

 

"Also, ensure a crew is standing by to retrieve the dolphin's corpse.  The science guys are still hot to get their hands on that stupid fish."

 

As the executive walked away the human resources officer considered the problem of retrieving a flying dolphin from a sack full of spiders.



#2 Callisto

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:51 AM

Learn More About
Max the Flying Dolphin
Origination: Elemental
Alignment: Hero
Team: Solo Hero

a Sack Full of Spiders
Origination: Super
Alignment: Villain
Team: Solo Villain




#3 deojusto

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 08:12 PM

Sacks, a dolphins only natural predator.



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Posted 07 May 2013 - 09:03 PM

Can dolphins feel fear? Do they know the sense of impending doom that fills a human who is enveloped in a sack full of spiders?



#5 MikeEB

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Posted 07 May 2013 - 09:30 PM

How well does a sack of spiders deal with an amount of water larger than the sack?  Not very well, I think.



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Posted 07 May 2013 - 11:01 PM

Can dolphins feel fear? Do they know the sense of impending doom that fills a human who is enveloped in a sack full of spiders?

 

If he can feel love and a sense of injustice, Max can probably feel fear. Dolphins are the second smartest species on Earth just after mice after all.

 

Edit: If nobody gets that joke I will be very disappointed in all of you.



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 06:05 AM

FPL Almagam presents: Dolphin Full of Spiders... Coming soon.

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Posted 08 May 2013 - 10:38 AM

Max Masters riding Max the Dolphin as a new crime fighting team: 2 The Max



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 10:53 AM

Sackful of Spiders? More like Feedbag of 8-Legged Snacks. Crunchy.



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 05:05 PM

FPL Almagam presents: Dolphin Full of Spiders... Coming soon.

 

I'd prefer Sack Full of Dolphins



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Posted 09 May 2013 - 02:55 PM

How about Full Spider-Dolphins?



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Posted 14 May 2013 - 06:33 PM

Match Final Results
Max the Flying Dolphin Won a match against a Sack Full of Spiders
10 to 6
Max the Flying Dolphin: 25 fame points
a Sack Full of Spiders: -25 fame points





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