Battle club arena
"Ladies and gentleman of the Arena! Have we got a match for you tonight! In the red corner we have a feisty, furious, Cat-Man! And in the Blue Corner we have a furious, fighting, Man-Cat. Which is which? Who cares?!
For your amusement tonight we have prepared a feline throwdown. Now, with no further ado; Ye who art aboot to inflict harm upon each other, we salute you!"