Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:12 PM
FROM THE JOURNAL OF HANSEL AND GRETEL, WITCH HUNTERS:
"Today, Gretel and I are gonna hunt down Iggwilv and Jadis the White Witch.
Iggwilv is a student of the deadliest and nastiest of Russian evil witches, Baba Yaga. At the age of ten, she learned how to first summon demons. After being driven from the city of Lopolla for plundering the Vault of Daoud, she gained the trust of an heroic band of seven heroes, who wished to imprison the demon lord Fraz-Urb'luu. However, it was all trickery, for what Iggwilv truly wished was to become Fraz-Urb'luu's apprentice. After Fraz-Urb'luu taugh her everyting he knew about the darkest spells of black magic, she stole the magic tomes of the good wizard Zagig Ygragerne, and corrupted them into becoming her sinister book of black magic spells, the Demonomicon. Iggwilv's spells include her Lightning Cage, her Timeless Sleep, and her Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter. Gretel and I will end her reign of terror once and for all, and after we kill her, we will burn the Demonomicon so no other evil witch can use it ever again.
Jadis the White Witch is a Charn, a special kind of witch breed that is part genie and part giantess. This doesn't suprise us. Many evil witches we have fought use their magic to grow to giant size, so us having to hunt one that is actually part giantess is only natural. She always had an interest for black magic, an interested that none of the other Charns shared. She discovered a black magic spell that her ancestors had hidden long before, a spell strong enough to destroy all living things. This spell is known as the Deplorable Word, and it's Jadis' greatest weapon. She tried to usurp power from her benevolent sister, and her sister fought bravely, with her mighty army slaughtering Jadis' dark army. However, Jadis used the Deplorable Word, killing her sister and her sister's army, and devastating all life in her kingdom. After that, she went under a deep magical spell, a sleep that could only be stopped if someone rang a bell located in the hall were she was sleeping. However, two young boys from our world were foolish enough to ring the bell, awakening Jadis. One of the boys, Diggory Kirke, told Jadis that his uncle, Andrew Ketterley, was a magician. Diggory and his friend from our world, Polly Plummer, were forced to take Jadis with them back to our world. And that's where we come in. We plan to enter Diggory Kirke's house, kill Jadis, and rescue Diggory and his friends before Jadis can harm them or anyone else on our world.
These two witches have something in common: they don't just kill you or curse you, they seduce you and tempt you to work for them. But Gretel and I know better than to let the words of evil witches entice us. Their trickery won't work on us. We won't listen to anything they have to say, and we'll slay them as soon as we find them."
Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:12 PM
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Posted 20 February 2013 - 03:15 PM
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