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Match 13330 Pit vs. Hercules

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#1 HulkSmashSpammers

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:38 AM

Pit slowly worked his eyes open. He found himself in a strange gorge.
It was completely grey, foggy, and rocky. He couldn't remember what
had happened. All he remembered was that he was flying through
Skyworld. Palutena was acting a little strange, because she was vowing
vengeance against the humans. Something Pit never believed Palutena
would do and he wouldn't have it. He flew as fast and forcefully as he
could to break through the forcefield, and in what seemed like a split
second, Pit saw black.

"Where am I?" Pit asked.

He darted toward the edge to see a gargantuous, purple dragon-like
creature.

"What the heck is that thing?" Pit asked himself.

Then, he saw a buff man with red hair, a brown headband, and an orange
plate of armor, who was in fierce combat with the beast.

"Lady Palutena? Viridi? Hades?" Pit called out. No answer. No advice
from Palutena, no nagging from Viridi, no torment from Hades. Pit was
getting a bit lonely.

"Answer me! Someone! Please say something!" Pit wailed. "I don't care who I end up talking to...I just
want to be able to speak to someone. Heck, I don't even care if it's
Hades laughing at me again. Wow...never thought I'd start to miss that."

During the battle with the purple being, the man was eaten alive. The
crowd gasped. Philoctetes was devastated. He's lost another warrior-in-
training. Hades on the other hand was ecstatic. Now nothing would
stand in his way of finally taking control of Olympus, and the universe.

"That man's in trouble!!" cried Pit as he flew down to action.

Pit split his bow into two semi-daggers and cut through the Hydra's
head. The crowd started mumbling loudly.

"Great, Pit." he mumbled to himself. "Might as well have just rescued
a digested appetizer."

Lo, and behold, Hercules staggered out of the Hydra's slit neck.

"WHAT??" Hades cried out in great anger, his pale blue skin becoming a
furious red, the blue flames on his scalp changing the same color and
roaring like a hungry lion. "That puny, winged rat!! Is he another one of
Daddy's little boys?"

Hercules couldn't believe it himself, but his emotions were mutual
with Hades. He wasn't yelling like Hades, but he grabbed Pit by the
collar, slammed him into the rocky walls and gave him a very stern look.

"That thing was mine." Hercules hissed.

"I guess you must be grateful for me saving your skin from being
devoured like a chicken dinner." Pit retorted.

Herc's grimace got angrier as his grip on Pit's neck strengthened.

Pit kicked Herc in the groin. He went down to his knees as Pit broke free.

"Oh! Sorry....I was....aiming for the gut." chuckled Pit. He really
was telling the truth, but Herc was even angrier than before.

"Yeah! YEAH! Get 'em, Herc!" cried Hades. "Show angelboy who's
boss!"

Pit took a look at him. He looked different than the Hades he knew. He
wasn't cracking jokes, or talking in a British accent, or rambling on
about how souls taste like bacon. Also, his skin looked a pale
blue color.

"Wow, Hades." Pit said. "You don't look too good. Sore throat? The
flu? Maybe you should get some --"

Pit felt Herc's fist against his jaw, which felt like a speeding
cannonball. Pit flew into the wall swiftly like a shooting star, and
the impact was so great, the rocky wall of the gorge crumbled up. The
Hydra had just grown two more heads and felt like a million bucks, but
it was short-lived. He was crushed and buried in the avalanche of
rocks that toppled on top of him.

After lifting a big rock off himself, Pit ran at Hercules, firing
arrows as he went. Herc knocked the arrows away, but one got him in
the chest. It was powerful enough to push him backward, but he removed
it from his chest and resumed charging. Pit put his bow into melée
mode and the battle commenced.

Hades sat back on his throne and was snacking on a basket of popcorn.

"And the benches...are....emptied."

Who will win in this Olympic fight to the finish?

#2 Callisto

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:38 AM

Learn More About
Pit
Read more about Pit at Wikipedia
Official Site: Super Smash Bros Official Site Links: Pit Wikipedia Kid Icarus Shrine Super Smash Bros Official Site

Hercules
Read more about Hercules at Wikipedia
Official Site: Disney Links: Hercules Wikipedia page Hercules (the movie) Wikipedia Hercules imdb page



#3 skadoosh

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:25 PM

I'm pretty sure Hercules crushes Pit, if he can get his hands on him.

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:09 PM

IF is a key word here. Considering that Viridi and Hades are both referenced in the set up this is Uprising Pit. He's a lot tougher than his previous incarnations. Disney Herc is a lot weaker and only has God mode once.

Pit can take him.

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 11:03 AM

i'm inclined to think that hercules could beat pit to a pulp if he ever got hold of him but not sure about this version of pit never played the game so ill reserve judgement till i hear more

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 12:18 PM

Hercules is incredibly strong and durable, i highly doubt Pit can hurt him enough to win.

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 08:53 PM

Hercules is incredibly strong and durable, i highly doubt Pit can hurt him enough to win.


Only at the end of the movie did he get his incredibly strong and durable feats. This is prior. Just after the Hydra fight. He's drained after that fight.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:53 AM

I'm going with Pit, Disney's hercules is probably the weakest and least intelligent incarnation of Hercules.

Uprising Pit, is agile and can take a pounding.

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Posted 28 January 2013 - 11:15 AM

Match Final Results
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SCORE
Pit: 11
Hercules: 9
FPA: 0






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