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#1 treacherous

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 08:57 AM

The Pimp Slap! The most demeaning attack someone can use on an opponent, rivaled only by the horrible teabag! It is a character's way of asserting his/her superiority over their opponent. It is their way of saying you are no more than a common street walker compared to me, I shall beat you down with my weakest attack. In this thread, we will find the best pimp slaps delivered by a fictional character. You may also post attacks that absolutely humiliate opponents similiar to the pimp slap. A hit so hard it makes your friends react like this...

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I'll start with a pimp slap so hard, it knocks the biggest boy on the block upside down and shrinks his body. To make it worse, it is followed by a dreaded FAP sound.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 09:17 AM

Ares pimpslaps Bullseye.

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Namor pimpslaps Bruce Banner.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 09:33 AM

Srak?

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Huge Zombie Pimp Slap!

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:17 AM

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:22 AM

Pfft, Thanos does it several times on just one page.

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#6 treacherous

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:27 AM

Yeah, that's Thanos' specialty. Thanos may win due to the sheer combined power of the people he pimp slaps. Sucks for Cap after he gave that great speech.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:39 AM

Srak?

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The thing I like about this one is that Ivy's hand is moving from panel right to left but it sends Catwoman sprawling to the right.

Non-Newtonian pimp slap!

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 10:58 AM



I didn't even notice that physics defying move!! Did she have an Infinity Gem on her ring finger?

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:06 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8A4CoKiAsc

I didn't even notice that physics defying move!! Did she have an Infinity Gem on her ring finger?

yeah thanos proposed to her earlier and tought her how to pimpslap .

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:07 AM

I think this is a case wherein the artist fancied Catwoman a contortionist for the opportunity to display some ass for his faithful readers.

Or, y'know, it could be physics-breaking, whatever works.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:09 AM

Peter Parker to Kingpin: "Quiet while adults are speaking!"

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:41 AM

I still like Namor's best, as it feeds so much into the whole "you are so beneath me you aren't worth the effort" considering he's the one that doesn't it without even looking at who he's backhanding.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:44 AM

No. Thanos has him beat.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:53 AM

In quantity yes he does have him beat. That has little to do with me thinking that Namor's shows the whole attitude of arrogance and superiority more than any of Thanos's. That and that the sheer amount of pimpslaps Thanos does seems like he's trying too hard to me. But it's just my opinion.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 11:56 AM

Call back when Namor pimpslaps a cosmic entity.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:02 PM

Well to pimpslap a cosmic entity you have to be a cosmic entity or have the means to become a cosmic entity so Namor hasn't done that...

But he has done this.

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Which I'm sure is humiliating for surfer...

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:08 PM

No one cares about Namor.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:10 PM

I do...but I digress.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:10 PM

No one except you.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:13 PM

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