Posted 08 December 2012 - 10:45 AM
El Fuerte has spent his whole life wrestling and cooking. He travels the world fighting and looking for new, delicious recipes. Some believe the chef/ luchador should stick to fighting and leave cooking behind (since he's not very good at it), but El Fuerte's spirit is unbreakable! He will never stop until he's conquered every recipe known to mankind! At El Fuerte's restaurant, El Fuerte and his fellow chefs are testing the new ingrediants and recipes El Fuerte has found on his many adventures...
"For the love of christ, El Fuerte! No one is going to buy this kind of food. It's disgusting!" says one of the chefs.
"What's disgusting about chocolate coated dumpling stuffed with jelly babies?" asks El Fuerte.
"Two delicious things do not equal more deliciousness, El Fuerte! When are you gonna realise it?" reasons another chef.
"What do you know? I am the gretest chef Mexico has ever seen!" boasts El Fuerte.
"That's not what the customers think."
A chef comes up to El Fuerte and shows him all the customer reviews.
"So what? This page is blank!" says El Fuerte.
"Exactly! No one wants to come in! This business is going nowhere!" yells a chef.
"Who cares about business! It's about the adventure! The human spirit! To go where no one else has gone before!" says El Fuerte.
When El Fuerte turns around, all the chefs working for him have disappeared.
"Sigh... and the quest goes on."
El Fuerte starts putting a load of random ingrediants together in a blender. After blending it together, El Fuerte goes to a cupboard to get a bowl. But the mixture falls off the table, and because of it's abominable taste, it breaks the temporal barriers of the multiverse, causing all the different fictional world to merge together.
"What the!?" exclaims El Fuerte.
The walls of his kitchen have disappeared, and outside is a strange-looking place. There is a young boy with pointy ears, a green hat and a sword walking around.
"Uh... What's going on!?" says El Fuerte in disbelief.
"Welcome to the kingdom of Hyrule, stranger! I'm Link!" says the elf boy.
El Fuerte looks at Link's eyes and face, which seem to constantly be moving and morphing, as if he were looking into his soul...
"Psycho! Ah!" El Feurte yells as he dropkicks Link in the face.
He looks across the street, where he sees a bakery and a baker walking around outside. People flock into the bakery and the baker serves them.
"Don't worry citizens! I will save you from this psycho and his terrible food!" yells El Fuerte.
"What are you doing!?" yells the Baker.
"Trashing your bakery, stupid!" says El Fuerte.
"Stop!" yells a woman buying a loaf of bread.
El Fuerte looks at the woman, who has the same strange morphing facial structure of that of Link and the Baker. He looks around and sees that everyone has the same "Psycho face". El Fuerte freaks out!
"You're all monsters!" stutters El Fuerte in fright.
And the fight begins! It's El Fuerte vs The Chef and a few towns folk from the CDI Zelda games. Who wins?
Posted 08 December 2012 - 10:45 AM
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