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Posted 28 November 2012 - 12:59 PM

I just ate a Kit Kat Chunky bar for a snack, and I couldn't work out a way to eat it without the chocolate melting. For those who have eaten a Kit Kat know how quickly they can melt. I tried holding it normally first. You know, pulling back the wrapper almost to the end. Secondly I tried edging it towards the end and eating bits off slowly. I then tried it without the wrapper at all, which completely failed. <_<

I've recently had somewhat of an addiction to Kit Kats, so what is the best way to hold and eat a Kit Kat?

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:06 PM

Have you tried eating one in Antartica, or perhaps Greenland? Of course, if money is an object to you, there's always your local freezers and various ice skating rinks.

Personally, I need help on the best way to consume Skittles. One at a time? Three at a time? Tear off a corner and pour some in your mouth? Fill your mouth up like a squirrel? Maybe I should one-shot 'em.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:40 PM

Uh, just take them out in a cool area and eat them quickly - they won't melt if you do that.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:46 PM

Sit in the fridge.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:50 PM

Sit in the fridge.

I was going to recommend that myself, but chose the freezer option instead! I can only wonder what you'd have said if I said fridge first!

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:51 PM

Ice box would have been next.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:53 PM

I pull down the wrapper and put it in my mouth.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:55 PM

That's what she said.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:01 PM

I cannot stop laughing.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:03 PM

Addendum: And suck on it.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:09 PM

...Still laughing.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 02:34 PM

Uh, just take them out in a cool area and eat them quickly - they won't melt if you do that.


I wouldn't taste it so much if I did that. Besides, have you seen the size of a chunky bar? And regular kit kats aren't an option.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:29 PM

I wouldn't taste it so much if I did that. Besides, have you seen the size of a chunky bar? And regular kit kats aren't an option.

I recommend regular Kit Kats then. Or, at least cut back on the chunkies. We here at the Electricferret care for our own, and health is a necessity!

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:12 PM

You could eat it slowly and tastefully, savoring every bit of it as you gorge your mouth with it's voluminous mass, outside in the cold for all to see...

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:17 PM

Reese's.

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 10:16 PM

Reese's.


There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:03 PM

There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's

lol you kids and your shenanigans.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 08:09 AM

You could eat it slowly and tastefully, savoring every bit of it as you gorge your mouth with it's voluminous mass, outside in the cold for all to see...

Resisting... Urge...

There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's

That's what the commercials implied! That stupid invisible guy ate the whole thing in a few bites. My first time eating one, I tried to bite the paper too, thinking it was edible or something. There is, at the very least, one wrong way to do it, my good sir.




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