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#41 DamagingRob

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:28 AM

Someone be hatin' on this topic, with their one star. Grrr.

Supplies: Food, I guess. Not really any weapons in my house... Probably a good thing, when you live with a nutjob... Maybe attach kitchen knives to a long stick? In short, I'm dead if I get surrounded.

Place to hold out: Not here. One story ranch. Bad idea. Probably head for my friend's house, about five miles away. Middle of the country, and he's got guns.

Vehicle: I don't know if there's any good vehicles around here... I hate our minivan, but it might be what I'd end up taking.

Rescuing family members: Depends on the situation. Parents, more than likely. Brother... eh. He'd be very hard to deal with in a crisis situation. Might be better to drop him, right there.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:32 AM

Sibling love, eh?

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:33 AM

Autism's a bitch. It's not like I'd want to kill him, but thinking logically, he'd probably get the rest of us killed.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:37 AM

0.0

I see, ok.

Oh new plan. Hijack a yacht, fill it with food and beverages and sail up and down the coast, stopping at ports ever so often for resupply. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. Come on zombies, try and get me now bitches!

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:51 AM

Did someone actually just call Ireland boring? Cause if so, that person is about to be hunted down and strangled.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 11:02 AM

Scotland > Ireland

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 11:06 AM

No

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 11:10 AM

Australia owns both.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 11:25 AM

Hell no.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 11:45 AM

You know how I know?

Need a badass Canadian mutant with adamantium claws?

Australian actor.

Need a badass Scottish freedom fighter with an alliterative name?

Australian actor.


Need a English badass archer who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?

Australian actor.

Need a badass crazy clown to bring Gotham into chaos?

Australian actor.

Need a badass Prince of Troy to kill a giant?

Australian actor.

Need a badass former soldier to lead the militia to overthrow the British?

Australian actor.

Need a badass Asgardian god of thunder?

Australian actor.

Need a badass pirate to outdo Cap'n Jack Sparrow?

Australian actor.

Need a female Russian psychic badass?

Australian actress.

Need a badass Greek warrior to clash with some titans?

Australian actor.


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Posted 07 November 2012 - 12:01 PM

Need an australian actor. I hope so as we dont have a film industry.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 12:04 PM

The funny thing is...

You're not even Australian, not even in descent. So it's a moot point regardless for you.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 12:06 PM

I know. I was standing up for DRX.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 12:14 PM

Pfft.

DRX is awesome himself.

Also: Gerard Butler and Sean Connery! =D

Sadly nothing else comes to mind :(

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 01:21 PM

Liam Neeson. Colin Farrell. DRACULA.

That is all.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 01:29 PM

Hugo Weaving.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 01:48 PM

Sean Connery

Dat spy with swag from Russia with Love

Ewan McGregor

Obi-wan Kenobi!

Robert Carlyle

Rumpelstiltskin and his role from Stargate

David Tennant

Dr. Who 10th! Personal Favorite alongside the 9th

James McAvoy

The Son of The Killer and Professor X

Billy Connoly

I remember him from somewhere *thinks*

Kevin McKidd

A God and an awesome doctor.

Gerard Butler

THIS IS SPARTA... in Opera. With explosives.

Brian Cox

Antagonist of Wolverine's... Trained Bourne...

John Hannah

You'll remember him as... Rick's Brother in Law, Brother to Evie.

Ian McDiarmid

PALPATINE. UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR

Steve Valentine

He was fuckin awesome in Crossing Jordan

Tony Curran

Awesome Vampire Elder

Julianne Moore

She was awesome in Jurassic Park The Lost World

Ray Park

Fucking Toad and Darth Maul. OH YEAH

Heath Ledger

Half Scottish, motherfucker.

David Straithairn

ALPHAS... awesome show.

Tom Selleck.

MAGNUM PI!

Tom Hiddleston

Half Scot as well... and all Loki!

Susan Boyle

Fucking amazing voice

And so many more (obscure for me at least)

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 01:53 PM

Liam Neeson.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 01:57 PM

Join me AvP.

We Scots are akin to the Irish.

Join the Dark Side.

No seriously, we have Palpatine.

And cookies.

JOIN USSSSSS.

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Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:24 AM

I'm Australian.




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