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#21 Hayesmeister5651

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:29 PM

I

know

what

you

mean

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 01:12 AM

....my brother who will make a good human shield.


Ha! Just saw that.

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 08:09 AM

Agreed. Anyone planning on going to a grocery store prepare for a fight to the death. Any owner of a gun store is going into survivor mode day 1. Gas would quickly run out too. No one is going to work with zombies outside. I'm glad everyone agrees that the mountains are the safest place to go but make sure you are from there because were I come from, I don't think they would take well to strangers in that situation.

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 09:56 AM

Hang out with my friends on RIT's campus on the 9th Floor of where I live after barricading the stairs and using the elevators to transport supplies (risky in that ambush can occur... and the frickin things break down often -.-)

Oh of course, help Pseudonym out too if necessary. EFers stick together yeah? :D

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 09:58 AM

Pfft. It's still going on? I'll give it a few more weeks.

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 10:24 AM

Fine I will simply destroy my stairs and stay on the 2nd floor for a few weeks eating my roomates.
I should probably raid the kitchen for supplies first.

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 12:02 PM

Because you can't starve us out and you can't make us run cause we's them ole boys raised on shotguns...Country boy can survive.

If that were to ever happen, it is good that I am a country boy. I have enough land, weapons, and neighbors with livestock and who are exactly the same. One side we have a vegetable grower with about 140 acres and on the other side a cattle, goat, and chicken farmer with about 100 acres. We would be living just like now without electricity, well we would have some for a little bit because we, and the neighbors, have a lot of generators. Any EFer feel like making it to Pittsburgh, I'll take you in.

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 04:51 PM

all of you make good points, it's not a bad idea to destroy your stairs and stay on the second floor

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 05:04 PM

I would get my melee weapons first: 2 aluminum baseball bats, a 2x4, large kitchen knives and nunchucks. I would get any food I can find in my house and put it in my parents car. I would give my dad one of the bats, my mom a 2x4, and my brother my other bat. I would get my other brothers, one is 4 months and the other 4 years, and carry them to the car. I would have to buckle them up quickly and have the rest of my family get in the car as well. I would have to drive the car since I am the one that knows more about these things better than the whole family (zombies I mean). I would bring them to the mall since they always have a safe house like Dead Rising and like Dead Rising two were they have cameras so we can find survivers. I would then get as many people I know and help them out as much as I can. Now as for food, again, I would gather a group so they can help me out go to food stores like Target, Panda Express and other places. If I can find a place that sells firearms, we will need to teach people who are willing to use a gun and are able to do so and probably get some silencers and crossbows so we won't have zombies knowing were we are (if the gun shop has them). We would have to try and look for people who are actually sane and not like the psychos from Dead Rising on any tool we could use to comunicate with people from afar (facebook, myspace, cellphones, radios, etc.) We would even need to check XBOX Live and PS Network to, if they don't have a computer working, they will need to use that too. We need to find thing that will barricade places we need to be such as clothing stores, food stands and such (gates, benches, etc.) We would need to teach people how to handle a zombie if one were about to bit them like throws and othe rmeans of self defence if we have any experts. Children will need to have a seperate place to sleep but at the same time will be close to us so we would know if something is wrong. If we have bladed weapons like knives and swords (some on, even none weaboos have swords), we need a way to sharpen then so they won't brake as easiley or get stuck in a zombie when cutting them. We would also need to try and make some weapons if we cannot just find some, like we should sharpen the ends of hands of brooms to make as spears and alchohol such as Jack Daniels to make as molotovs.
That's not even half of what I would do either.

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 07:20 PM

Oddly enough, I actually just wrote one of my college app essays on this like a week and a half ago...

At any rate, anyone who doesn't live in the middle of nowhere and is still planning on holing up in their house just has no foresight. The only way you'd be secure in a standard building in an urban environment is to cut off all access points and thus trap yourself in there with limited supplies of food and water.
I say head to the mountains as some of you guys seem to be planning or book it to like Alaska where zombies would freeze most of the year.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 08:03 AM

I live in Ireland I doubht it will even reach me here. Besides as has been established on this thread, the zombie apocalypse is not going to last longer than a few weeks.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 08:14 AM

I live in Ireland


Holy shit.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 09:52 AM

I live in Ireland


Me too bro!

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:06 AM

Pfft. Suuuuure, Hollywood. :P

And "dought?"

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:11 AM

Hey Rob, I'm on your couch. It's nice.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:15 AM

:o

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:16 AM

Sorry "doubht" yes I do live in Ireland and its boring as hell. So boring the zombie outbreak will never make it here because it will start in Japan or Korea or where ever they are making nanobots. They might accidentally be imported to America and there it will probably end. Nothing happens here believe me.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:16 AM

Yep guys, I'm always near every one of you.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:17 AM

Are you the man who isnt there on my stairs.

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Posted 07 November 2012 - 10:24 AM

...yes.




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