Posted 26 July 2012 - 06:49 PM
As Will Schuster stood in front of his Glee Club, he smiled devilishly as he thought about the plan he'd set in motion.....
Will's inner thoughts-"Is it just me or are these kids getting snottier every day? They drink, they talk back to me, they have unprotected sex with eachother, they break laws, heck, Puck and Lauren tried to shoot a porno! I've got to find a way to reach these kids, to teach them where their choices, good or bad, will eventually lead them. What they need is an example to show them where their going if they keep acting like they are. Lucky for me, I met the perfect "example" in my acting class a few weeks ago. Deandra Reynolds. And after meeting her friends, I'm fully convinced that they're perfect for the job. My god, i've never seen such depravity in my entire life!!!! But these kids need to be taught a lesson....it's for their own good after all. One day, they'll thank me for this........."
"Hey guys, I have a great suprise for you. Since i'm a firm believer in teaching through living, you guys are gonna go on a field trip to go and perform in a bar called Paddy's Pub and spend the weekend with Miss Deandra Reynolds and her friends. I've talked it over with all your parents, so you guys are all set to go. Have a good time!"
Glee club general consenus opinion as shouted loudly in great excitement-"Kickass!!!!!"
Deandra Reynolds, better known as sweet dee, drunkenly staggers into the room along with Dennis, Mac, Frank, and Charlie.
Dee, speaking in a noticably drunken tone-"Hey-O bitches!!!!!!! We're here to take you on the ride of your life!!!!! Now, all the girls are coming with me to a kickass party at the home of some friends of mine, The McPoyle Brothers!!!!
Mac-"And all you guys are coming up with me, frank, charlie, and dennis to our kickass party mansion!!!!! So come on bitches, time to ride!!!!
The glee kids seperate into their groups, excited at the prospect of a weekend of the wild parties and debauchery they're used to having, unsuspecting of how disturbing their weekend will truly be.....
Later, the girls of glee squirm in the seats of a dirty, smelly old couch, covered in very.....suspicous.....stains. They are in a filthy, grimy apartment, a thick haze of flies buzzing over puddles of spoiled milk around the apartment.
Rachael's inner thoughts-Oh my god, this place is so gross!!!! And I just know that this stale air is'nt doing anything at all for my singing voice, and......"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"!!!!!
Rachael shouted in fear as she noticed Liam Mcpoyle staring at her two inches away from her face. She shuddered as she saw his manic, bloodshot, bug eyes mentally stripping her from underneath his thick, bushy unibrow. Liam walked up to the girls and opened up his dirty, suspicously-stained bathrobe to reveal his sweaty, pulsating body, hidden only by a pair of dirty blue boxers. Liam layed down on his coffee table as his brother Ryan came over, clad similarly to Liam, holding a bottle of spoiled milk. Ryan poured the milk into Liam's bellybutton and began licking it out very sensually. After finishing, he got up and looked at the girls with the intensity of a thousand suns, and uttered a phrase that would make the strongest spartan whimper like a red-headed step-child......
All the glee boys are tied up in chairs, their eyes bugged out with fright as knives wizz past their heads, barely missing them as they land on the wall....
Mike Chang-"Ok guys, I think we get your point, your good at throwing knives. I think you can untie us now"!!!!!!
Dennis-"O, I see, you guys are'nt understanding. We're gonna be doing wild shit like this all weekend. Cuz we're in the party mansion, and everything goes in the party mansion!! WOOOOOO!!!!!
Mike Chang-"Oh crap....."
So, who wins in this deathmatch of deviant debauchery?
(Breakdown-The Glee kids are in what is essentially a scared straight program being operated by The Gang. The Gang wins if they can scare the glee kids enough with their lifestyles to get them to mend their ways. The Glee club wins if they dont become scared, but embrace the Gang's lifestyle. The Gang will pull out all the stops, bringing out examples of all the shady and disturbing aspects of their lifestyle.)
Posted 26 July 2012 - 06:49 PM
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 07:36 PM
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