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[Venom 2009]

Outside of Fluttershy’s house, the animals were enjoying themselves as they were running around and playing with each other. As for Fluttershy herself, she wasn’t home as the Pegasus was with her pony-friends at Twilight’s house having a slumber party.

But then appearing out of nowhere is the 300 Spartans, along with their supplies. The animals stopped what they were doing as they saw the Spartans. The animals didn’t know what they were, as they have never seen humans before.

"Where are we my Lord?" Dilios asked Leonidas.

"I don’t know. The last thing I remember, we were fighting soldiers of the Persian Empire, then we came across with one of the Xerxes’ Wizards, who said he was going to use a spell to get rid of us." Leonidas said.

"Well my Lord, I say that Wizard wasn’t joking as we are in some unknown place." Stelios said.

"So how do we get back to Sparta?" Captain Artemis asked.

"And is there away to get back?" Astinos said.

Leonidas was thinking of answers until he saw the Sun was going down. "Its going to be night soon. It would be best to set-up camp here tonight and find out where we are in the morning."

"Yes, my Lord." Artemis said.

Soon all the Spartans were setting up camp, but then Dilios comes up to Leonidas, and tells him, "I got some bad news my Lord. It seems that our food supply didn’t come with us. What are we going to do about eating?"

As Leonidas looked around, he noticed the animals. "I guess these animals will have to do."

The next day, Fluttershy was walking as she was heading home. "It sure was nice that Twilight to throw us that slumber party." Fluttershy said to herself. But then Fluttershy stopped as she saw from far away, there were clouds of smoke coming up from where her house is. "Oh No! There’s a fire! I need to save my animal-friends!" Soon Fluttershy took off into the sky, and was heading home well fast.

Later, as Fluttershy was near her home, she stopped in the sky as she saw the most horrible site: Dead animals were being cooked over opened fires, bones were all over the ground, and the Spartans were eating food, which used to be her animal-friends.

"These animals taste very good." Stelios said.

"Yes, and this white rabbit was the best." Leonidas said as he threw away Angel’s foot.

At first Fluttershy was sad to see her animal-friends were now dead. But then anger and hatred began to take over her mind and body, and one thing came to her mind, in which she would have never thought about doing before: Killing. Fluttershy was so mad, she let out a scream, "NO!!!!"

All the Spartans stopped eating as they heard Fluttershy’s scream, and looked up to see the Pegasus. "Is that a flying horse?" Dilios asked.

Soon Fluttershy flew down to attack the Spartans. Fluttershy rammed into a roll of 12 Spartans, knocking them out like bowling pins, and sending the humans flying. After the 12 Spartans hit the ground, they were already dead as the force made by Fluttershy’s attack was so great, it killed them.

The rest of the Spartans were shocked as the Pegasus had easy killed their fellow men. Then Fluttershy got behind Astinos, grabbed his head, and broke his neck. Captain Artemis screamed as he saw his dead son hit the ground.

"I’m going to kill all of you!" Fluttershy yelled.

The Spartans were shocked that the Pegasus could talk. Then Stelios yelled, "It’s a Demon Horse!"

Leonidas pulled out his sword and yelled, "Spartans, kill this demon!" Soon the rest of the Spartans pulled out there weapons, and came at the Raged Pony to attack her.

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So there you have it.

It’s a Very Angry Fluttershy vs 287 Spartans.

Who do you think will win?

[Callisto]

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[captain Manzini]

Im thinking that the spartans overwhelm Fluttershy through sheer numbers. Also, I dont think "The Stare" would work on the spartans, as they seem much more strong mentally and willfully than forest animals. Spartans were some of the fiercest warriors of the ancient world. Spartans for the win

[skadoosh]

I agree with the above. Unless the Pony has some incredibly destructive long-ranged power i'm unaware of, the Spartans win this.

[Venom 2009]

Well here is a video of Fluttershy taking on a bear.

[skadoosh]

Uh, huh.

[captain Manzini]

After watching that video, im guessing fluttershy *fake word*es about 20 or 30 spartans before going down in a virtual rain of spears. The spartans through sheer numbers.

[skadoosh]

It's not exactly a legit vid.

[MarvelFan15]

I'm actually really surprised they allowed that scene to air, specifically the part where she snaps the bear's neck!

It wasn't actually a fight, though. The bear just came to Fluttershy to get a massage, and Twilight left before she could see the "fight" for what it actually was.

As for the battle itself? Well, you just described her as capable of steamrolling through 12 Spartans with enough force to kill the whole group, and then casually snapping the neck of one of their number. She strafes them until their numbers dwindle, easily avoiding their thrown spears whilst in the air. Then she finishes off the remaining Spartans with a combination of ramming, tossing, back-breaking, and neck-snapping.

[DamagingRob]

The pony matches are back! They seemed to slow down there for awhile. I'll go with the pony, I guess. Those Spartans are wussies.

[KibaxHinata]

Okay, so if people think a flying horse could beat an army who could scare and hold their own without losing a single man; somethings not right. Fluttershy, unlike Dash, doesn't have the same feats. Dash is faster, and has moves that counted for combat (a la Death Battle) but just because shes mad doesn't show victory. Spartan shields were capable of breaking bones or skull fractures and getting knocked by one would knock a fully armored soldier down so if she flies INTO it. More than likely she would hurt her head hard and gain a concussion or suffer a fracture, ending in the genre savvy Spartans stabbing her to death. Also, by trying to fly around them, they huddle so no matter what shes faced with a wall of shields and even by going from above would equal flying into the shield or spear. There is NO WAY Fluttershy could win against one of the strongest armies of Greek history.

[MarvelFan15]

Spartan shields were capable of breaking bones or skull fractures and getting knocked by one would knock a fully armored soldier down so if she flies INTO it. More than likely she would hurt her head hard and gain a concussion or suffer a fracture, ending in the genre savvy Spartans stabbing her to death.

Perhaps you missed the part of the set-up that details how Fluttershy bowling-ball'd 12 Spartans, killing them all, and then casually snapping the neck of another like his vertebrae were dry kindling. Also, the match creator apparently is including the scenario were Fluttershy took down a grizzly as acceptable evidence for a feat.

She stomps.

[Peypeypeypey]

Perhaps you missed the part of the set-up that details how Fluttershy bowling-ball'd 12 Spartans, killing them all, and then casually snapping the neck of another like his vertebrae were dry kindling.

That really doesn't mean anything. I'd say that was for the purpose of the story. I could write a story where Batman Batkicks the Silver Surfer to death, takes his skateboard, and goes to fight Galactus, but Batman would still lose easily, because he's nowhere near Glacatus' level.

[MarvelFan15]

Then I guess, for the purposes of the story, Fluttershy is amped to the max, and is quite capable of killing them all.

But actual Fluttershy does loose.

[skadoosh]

The Pony can take some Spartans with her as she goes down, but she does go down.

[a guy]

Spartans were raised from the age of 7 to kick some ass

[Callisto]

Match Final Results
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Fluttershy: 11
The 300 Spartans: 25
FPA: 3.7

[Shoggoth breeder]

Take that, Vile Fiend.