Charlie: Chill out numb nuts.
Batman: But hockey pants?
Charlie: I'm like so totaly going to mangle your Bat Balls.
Batman: What the fuuuuuck?
As quick as a flash Alan Harper appears from nowere and clubs Batman violently from behind with a candle.
Alan: I told you not to *vulgarity* with me!!!
Charlie: Winning!
Batman: For *vulgarity*sake...
Alan: I'm going to rip of your head and shit down your neck! Then I'm going to screw Robin untill his anus bursts.
Charlie: I not going to pretend I'm not winning....
Batman: Oh shehhht.
Alan violently rips the holy shit out of Batman.
Alan: I will gauge out your eye balls and SKULL *vulgarity* YOU!!!
Batman: Jesusss...
Charlie joins in by kicking in Batmans head.
Charlie: I am on a drug and its called CHARLIE SHEEN!
Alan starts really getting in to it.
Alan: Bwahahahahahah nananan mamamam seeeeeeeeee!
A tall lean muscular shadow appears from around the corner.....
C-3PO: Suck on this you *vulgarity*ing sponge!
C-3PO proceeds to take a piss on Batman when all of a sudden somebody shoots him!!!!!!!!
Alan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
C-3P0: Avenge mehh........
To be continued.........
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Match 12171 Batman vs. Charlie Harper
Started by
Pete
, Jul 15 2012 08:09 AM
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Callisto
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 08:09 AM
Learn More About
Batman
Read more about Batman at Wikipedia
Official Site: DC Comics Links: Wikipedia Batman Entry The Dark Knight Golden Age Batman Site
Charlie Harper
Read more about Charlie Harper at Wikipedia
Official Site: CBS Links: Wikipedia Two and a Half Men Wiki Two and a Half Men
Batman
Read more about Batman at Wikipedia
Official Site: DC Comics Links: Wikipedia Batman Entry The Dark Knight Golden Age Batman Site
Charlie Harper
Read more about Charlie Harper at Wikipedia
Official Site: CBS Links: Wikipedia Two and a Half Men Wiki Two and a Half Men
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LoneWolf
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:05 AM
An incoherent mess of swearing and poor characterization. If you're trying to shock people or get that effect, try mixing it up. Set up a scene that is believable before you start with the 'humor' or whatever it's supposed to be.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 09:52 AM
I still can't figure out how I'm supposed to vote on these fights...
The set-up was bad. Like, really bad. It wasn't even entertaining.
The set-up was bad. Like, really bad. It wasn't even entertaining.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 10:40 AM
The horny robot's dead! Hooray!
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Pretentious, Obnoxious, Annoying...humanity's last hope
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 10:18 PM
C-3PO died?! How?! This setup wasn't as funny as the other ones. Maybe the wtf factor is wearing off. I'm not rating this one. I eagerly anticipate your next match though.
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Posted 16 July 2012 - 11:37 AM
The Great One: Up the dog and bone all that malarky.
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Posted 20 July 2012 - 11:15 AM
Match Final Results
USER RATINGS
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SCORE
Batman: 22
Charlie Harper: 8
FPA: 1.3
USER RATINGS
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D ........... =/
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Batman: 22
Charlie Harper: 8
FPA: 1.3
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