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[captain Manzini]

(note: The Beatles used in the match are the real life beatles, not the toon versions.)

WKRP with Dr. Johnny Fever, LIVE FROM WOODSTOCK '76

Dr. Johnny Fever-"All right 'frisco, it's time for this town to get down! Live from Woodstock '76, you've got johnny.... Doctor Johnny Fever, and im burnin up here babies! We got some real rockin' acts tonight, but by far the coolest cats here are those leather clad monster men called KISS and the newly reformed Beatles. Woah, looks like we got some action onstage. Looks like my mellow maestros the beatles are arguing with my rockin' and rollin heavies KISS. This stage aint big enough for both these cats...."

several minutes later......

Dr. Johnny Fever-"Woah, we all in critical condition babies, things are breakin down real fast. Looks like things have devolved into a brawl, looks like my beatle brothers have those patchoulie smelling tie-dyed crowd to back them up, but the demon and his brood have an army of make-up wearin mercs to help em out. Things are gettin real hot, now im talkin 50,000 watt intensive care unit, babies! Dont worry, im not gonna leave out one bit of gore for you cool cats listenin' at home. So just sit right down, relax, open your ears real wide and say, "Give it to me straight doc, I can take it!".....

(The beatles will have the backup of about 1000 hippies, and Kiss will have 1000 members of the KISS army to back them up. The hippies will all be on bad acid trips, therefore negating any possibilities of their peaceful natures stopping the fight, and the KISS army will be drunk and surly).

(sorry if the match isnt up to par, ol' cap manzini's been away from the writing chair for a while...)

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Hippies
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The Beatles
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KISS
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Official Site: KISS Online Links: Wikipedia KISS Asylum Information Delight

[captain Manzini]

As a side note, the combatants will have special abilities/tools.

The Beatles-John will wield walrus tusks like sais, paul will use a very large silver hammer wielded like a staff. ringo will use his drum cymbal like captain america's shield, and george will have a mystical third eye which fires a bolt of pure kundalini energy(ie, cyclops's optic blast)

KISS- Gene will be able to breathe fire, paul will be able to fire optic blasts from his starchild eye, peter will have the use of sharp wolverine esque claws, and ace will wield a large axe guitar like.... well, its fairly obvious....

The backup groups will have no special abilites or weapons.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results
USER RATINGS
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SCORE
The Beatles and Hippies: 10
KISS: 9
FPA: 3.0

[DamagingRob]

Well, at least I'm stopping matches from getting no grade at all. Hehe. And my vote pushed the Beatles over KISS. Doubly sweet.

[Marvel Man]

Ahhhh. Can't believe I missed rating/voting on this match. Sweet set up. People often take for granted a good monologue.

As for the match, I would certainly have voted for KISS. While the Beatles' main back up army is made up of youth, KISS's troops range from all ages, giving them experience. Also, KISS's guys are on liquor, and as anyone who has ever gone to a concert knows, liquor and music makes a crazy combination. Acid, on the other hand, will work against the Hippies. That stuff just makes everything crazy. Surely, KISS and their followers will look even scarier from a hippie's perspective.

With their troops defeated, the Beatles will have to go toe to tie with KISS, where their lack of teamwork will be exposed.
KISS ftw.