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Match 12010 C-3PO vs. Chewbacca

Started by Pete , Jun 23 2012 12:22 PM

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#1 Pete

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 12:22 PM

C-3PO: Han Solo says it's not wise to upset a Wookie.

Chewbacca: Let's dance dick weed!

C-3PO: I will *vulgarity* you up!

Chewbacca: You want some of this bitch!

C-3PO and Chewbacca end up in a mighty brawl, but Chewbacca stars getting *vulgarity*ed up big time!

Chewbacca: Please spare me...

C-3PO: I will give it to you know, wankstain!

Chewbacca: please noooo ooooo oo oo oo.....ehh..

C-3PO: *vulgarity*ing ass man, that will teach him R2.

R2: Beep boo bip.

C-3PO: What the *vulgarity* did you call me!?

C-3PO brutally kills R2-D2 and goes on a rampage.

C-3PO: Were's the old man I'll shuv that Lightsabre up his ARSE!

To be continued......

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#2 Callisto

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 12:22 PM

Learn More About
C-3PO
Read more about C-3PO at Wikipedia
Official Site: 20th Century Fox Films Links: C3PO Wikipedia page StarWars.com C3PO page StarWars.com

Chewbacca
Read more about Chewbacca at Wikipedia
Official Site: 20th Century Fox Films Links: Chewbacca Wikipedia page Star Wars Wikipedia page Star Wars imdb page

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#3 Z451

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 01:05 PM

No offense Pete, but this could use a lot of work. Also try to work on dialogue, a slue of profanity just seems more like lazy writing.

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#4 leroypowell3

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:02 PM

What the **** is this?!

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#5 potterpuppetpals

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Posted 24 June 2012 - 02:14 AM

Just how is C-3PO supposed to beat a wookiee? Chewbacca stomps him!

And the constant swearing is just unnecessary.

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#6 captain Manzini

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 10:41 AM

Chewbacca wins, and very easily at that.

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#7 force_echo

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Posted 26 June 2012 - 12:03 PM

Dude, this is the funniest setup I think I have ever read on here. "A" from me. Also, it seems from the setup C-3P0 is sexually assaulting Chewbacca, not beating him in a fistfight...

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#8 DamagingRob

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 10:11 AM

I thought you didn't rate?

As for the match, the robot wouldn't have stood a chance. It's also bad form to decide the outcome in the set-up. The set-up is supposed to set up the fight, not decide it.