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Rumble 11907 Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride) vs. Machete


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#1 NicholasQB

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 09:37 PM

The Bride shoots up from her bed and immediately checks her surroundings. She is in a hospital. Confused and still dazed she puts on the clothes left on the dresser and exits her room. She gazes down the hallway and sees a large man coming toward her. She does not recognize him but automatically views him as a threat when he begins to draw a machete from his side. The Bride runs back into her room and sees her sword lying underneath her bed and unsheathes it. Whoever this man is she needed to put him down and fast. A quick memory races through her mind: This stranger appeared to be sitting in the back of the church during her wedding. The memory faded, why was he there? She turns and is now face to with one pissed off mexican.

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 09:37 PM

Learn More About
Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride)
Read more about Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride) at Wikipedia
Official Site: Miramax Films Links: Beatrix Kiddo's Wiki Page Kill BIll's Wikipedia Entry Kill Bill Offical Website

Machete
Read more about Machete at Wikipedia
Official Site: Trouble Maker Studios Links: Wikipedia Viva Machete All movie



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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:07 PM

Hmm the setup is good for a Rumble but if you wanted to do a setup for a actually match it would require more work. I will hold off on voting for who would win since I am undecided. However this would be a excellent fight and one where either could win it. However I am leaning toward Kiddo as we saw her training and skills which puts her above Machete in fighting skills for sure whether weapons or no weapons.

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:12 PM

Hmm the setup requires alot more work. I will hold off on voting since I am undecided and since your new. However this would be a excellent fight and one where either could win it. However I am going with Kiddo as we saw her training and skills which puts her above Machete in fighting skills for sure whether weapons or no weapons.


Yea I'm still new at all this. I thought of the matchup but not a good story and wanted to get the match in before someone else did. I'll continue to make the necessary edits to allow my setup to work

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Posted 10 June 2012 - 10:28 PM

Actually this is good for a Rumble. I meant to say if you wanted to do this for a setup for a actuall match it would require more work. I do like you knew to post this type of setup here in the Rumble section on your second match like what was mentioned before. Most people don't get it until after a few matches but you got it instantly.

Gone have to edit that previous post of mine.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 02:48 PM

The Bride is far more skilled than Machete, but she might not be as tough or as brutal as he is. Not that those are enough for Machete to win. I'm voting for The Bride, after a difficult fight.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 03:43 PM

bloodthirsty Danny Trejo VS bloodthirsty Uma Thurman?

Machete wins. Before and after "Kill Bill", Uma Thurman did mostly comedies, dramas, and nothing that could qualify as "dangerous killer" (hell, her first foray into Tarantino-land was playing a pathetic drug addict!).

Danny Trejo, on the other hand, IS tough. He has actually served time in jail for a major crime, something cute little Uma has never done (and even if she eventually does, it would be for something wussy like "driving under the influence").

Uma is the kind of actress that needs five or six bodyguards to go anywhere, and three or four stunt doubles to kick any amount of ass. Danny Trejo is the kind of actor that rips your intestine out if you look at him funny.

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 04:45 PM

Actors are irrelevant...

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Posted 11 June 2012 - 05:01 PM

What do the real life actors have to do in a match involving fictional characters? Weren't you saying how stupid everyone else is in your attention thread?

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 01:46 AM

Because I was a fan of WWWF Grudge Match before I was a CBUB user. Grudge Match allowed actors to be taken into consideration (just look at the Kevin McCallister VS Living Dead match, almost the entire match is predicated on the fact that Kevin is Macauley Culkin).

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 10:00 AM

Which this match isn't and we are using the characters not the actors.

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Posted 15 June 2012 - 10:15 PM

Match Final Results
Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride): 8
Machete: 7





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