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[Knight-owl]

New york, 1975.

After reuniting with L.T. Dan, Forrest Gump walks to the store to pick up some more alcohol for the amputee veteran. He turns the corner past an alley, and hears a man screaming. Feeling somebody in trouble he rushes into the dark alley and sees a small masked man breaking the spray paint stained fingers of a teenage tagger. 

"hey! Leave him alone" yells Forrest and the masked man turns to face the intruder. Rorschach delivers a blow to the boys face that knocks him clean out. 

" He was going to give me the name of a local drug dealer. Now I have to start from bottom. What are you stupid or something?" says rorschach.
 
Forrest begins to feel the rage build up in him, he didn't like being called stupid.
"stupid is as stupid does" say forrest putting his fists up. 

"hurm...." rorschach says putting his hands in his pockets, walking toward his next victim.


Forrest gump (army training, fighting experience.)

Vs

Rorschach (boxing and street fighting experience. Does not have the grapple gun.)    

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Rorschach
Read more about Rorschach at Wikipedia
Official Site: DC Comics Links: Wikipedia Entry - Rorschach The Annotated Watchmen Wikipedia Entry - Watchmen

Forrest Gump
Read more about Forrest Gump at Wikipedia
Official Site: Paramount Pictures Links: Wikipedia IMDb Script

[skadoosh]

Rorschach.

[NicholasQB]

this is the funniest matchup I have seen.

[Redemption X]

Roschach. Much of Grump's "army experience" was either sheer luck or the fact that the universe bended over for him much like it bends over for Jack Sparrow. Rorschach has actual combat experience.

[DSkillz]

Welcome to electricferret, Knight-owl. This isn't too bad for your debut CBUB match. A couple of funny moments, too. Just try to expand on your stories a bit more and work on common grammar mistakes in the future.

As for the match, Gump only ever beat somebody down whenever his beloved Jenny was threatened and he was able to get the jump on them. That definitely won't be the case with Rorshach, who from what I've looked up would be way too resilient and resourceful to go down that easily.

[skadoosh]

Rorschach. Silly fight.

[Marvel Man]

What an awesome match up idea. I'm tempted to give you an A, just on sheer concept. However, your set up was lacking, so I'm giving you a B.

As for the match, Gump all the way! Why?

Well, let's see our fighters:

Rorschach: That guy from Watchmen. He's got a whole lot of experience beating the crap out of bad guys, he's ruthless, and he comes into this fight as the clear physical favorite. However, Rorschach is also one of the unluckiest fictional characters of all time. SPOILER ALERT, the guy gets his butt disintegrated by Manhatten at the end. And while many think luck has nothing to do with fights, against the luckiest fictional character in the world, Gump, it is definitely a factor.

Forrest Gump: That dude from that one movie who shaped the last 50 years of America's history. Awesome movie, played by an awesome actor. Gump comes into this fight being his usual naive self, and this would make others think he has no shot. But those people would be wrong. Gump is an incredible fighter, and is seen punching a whole lotta people in his quest to defend his woman. He also won the US Medal of Freedom, played college football under Bear Bryant, and was able to run across America. Twice. Do you guys realize how in shape you have to be to be able to do all those things? Gump may not have the experience fighting guys the way Rorschach does, but neither fighter has any "martial arts" or special gadgets.

No. This fight will be a straight up brawl. And in that case, Gump has the better conditioning. He has the bigger heart, and he is going to win this match. Gump ftw.

[NicholasQB]

is that a bad thing?

Haha no I wasn't trying to be disrespectful. When I read the matchup I had an image of both characters fighting each other and I literally laughed out loud.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results
USER RATINGS
A
B Poor Gump!
C Some funny moments, but could be expanded upon and tidied up more.
B Good idea. Needs work on set up.
SCORE
Rorschach: 29
Forrest Gump: 10
FPA: 3.0