Posted 28 May 2012 - 07:12 PM
"So you knew Zephandi when he was younger? What was he like back then?"
"Consistent. Even among those who can perceive that change is merely a consequence of limited perception, your mentor is known for being reliable. He is one of the few people who understands my burden."
"Understood. Past-tense. Anyway, I know he wanted me to meet up with you, I guess I'm supposed to get something?"
"You will take a test. You will pass."
"Riiiight. Well, if success is a foregone conclusion, what is the point of the test? Just give it to me."
"A logical paradox- you cannot pass the test if it is not given."
"Ok, fine, whatever, give me the test."
"You must catch me."
"What? Dude, are you kidding? I build n-dimensional transplanar shells in my sleep. Bam, there's one around the bar right now- you couldn't teleport through it if you wanted to."
"Good thing I was never here to begin with."
"What? Oh...dammit."