Time travel is the ultimate cop-out. Rewrite history so that all those nasty, inconvenient plot points never happened. So it makes sense that a sore loser of an imp would resort to casting a time travel spell just to piss off the Zombie Girl who was whupping his devilish ass.
And there we go. One modern undead girl was plopped down in the middle of a seedy El Paso cantina right in the middle of an ugly dispute between a Man in Black and every single other patron of the place. Had this been your normal southwest dive, ZombieGirl’s sudden appearance would have halted the fight, but when “every other patron” is some desert wasteland mutation like an axe-wielding man-sized armadillo or a walking cactus with a guillotine built into its “stomach,” a zombie seems like just another scumbag blight trying to take down the hero.
Sure, the fight’s gonna end with all misunderstandings cleared up, but who’s gonna be the one that has to pony up for the “sorry about that” round of drinks?
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Main Event #6: ZombieGirl vs. Cimmerian Cowboy
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, May 26 2012 11:43 PM
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:43 PM
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 11:43 PM
Learn More About
ZombieGirl
Origination: Eldritch
Alignment: Hero
Team: The Sentinels of Liberty and Justice
Cimmerian Cowboy
Origination: Eldritch
Alignment: Hero
Team: Infinium: The Engine of Perpetual Motion
ZombieGirl
Origination: Eldritch
Alignment: Hero
Team: The Sentinels of Liberty and Justice
Cimmerian Cowboy
Origination: Eldritch
Alignment: Hero
Team: Infinium: The Engine of Perpetual Motion
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 07:50 AM
Tough choice...I am so very torn...
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 09:48 AM
Why is Zombie girl in every ME? Wouldn't it include more characters if once named ME Winner you just retired or something?
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 09:52 AM
If you win the ME you get to defend your title until you lose it. Just like boxing/wrestling/MMA/whatever.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 09:59 AM
Oh, so it's more like the champion of Khazan? Okay.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 11:45 AM
Yeah the second ME was just a fluke.
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Posted 27 May 2012 - 06:14 PM
Forever? Once a week...forever?
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 06:01 AM
Match Final Results
ZombieGirl Won a match against Cimmerian Cowboy
6 to 5
ZombieGirl: 25 fame points
Cimmerian Cowboy: -25 fame points
ZombieGirl Won a match against Cimmerian Cowboy
6 to 5
ZombieGirl: 25 fame points
Cimmerian Cowboy: -25 fame points
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