Posted 10 May 2012 - 11:44 PM
In the House of Secrets, the Secret Six, consisting of Deadshot, Catman, Scandal Savage, Jeannette, Knockout, Ragdoll, and King Shark, gathered around the table for a debriefing from fellow Sixer, Bane.
“I obtained a new job for us. The pay is good and considering our recent setbacks we could really use it. Our client is named M. Bison of the Shadoloo organazation.”
“I think I applied there once,” remarked Deadshot.
Bane continued. “Mr. Bison is about to host a World Warrior Tournament and there are certain competitors he does not want to show up. That is where we come in.”
Deadshot smiled. “Ah human targets, my favorite kind of mission.”
“Our pay will be determined by the amount of warriors we knock off before the tournament starts. Since we don’t have a lot of time and they are spread all across the globe, we will split up and each take a target for maximum possible profit.”
“How do we divvy up the targets?” asked Catman.
“I have already taken it upon myself to figure all that out, Mr. Blake. I have given each one of us a target that best match up with our individual skills ensuring us the greatest chance for success,” replied Bane.
Catman chuckled. “Of course you did.”
“So exactly what kind of warriors fight in this tournament?” Knockout inquired.
“I’ve heard of it before,” said Catman. “If I remember correctly, I think it’s a bunch of martial artists.”
“More or less,” answered Bane.
“All we have to do is take down a bunch of martial artists? This shouldn’t be hard at all,” said Jeannette.
“I can’t wait to find out who my target is,” Ragdoll exclaimed with joy.
“First up is King Shark,” announced Bane.
King Shark pumped his fists. “Yes!!”
Bane placed a manilla envelope in front of King Shark.
“Your target’s name is Blanka. He is a savage beast who resides in a small village in Brazil.”
Ragdoll grabbed the manilla envelope from King Shark and opened it. “Ooh, I like the green skin and orange hair. Definitely not a traditional martial artist by any means.”
“A monster mash in the jungle! I like it! I like it!” shouted King Shark.
“Two things to know: Blanka’s favorite attack involves spinning like a ball at his opponent and also he can charge up and emit electricity from his body,” explained Bane.
King Shark lifted an eyebrow. “So is he like a mutated eel or something?”
When the Secret Six split up and went after their seperate targets, King Shark traveled down to Brazil. With the intel provided by Shadoloo and a guide, King Shark was able to locate Blanka’s village. After eating his guide, King Shark tried to think of the best way to get Blanka’s attention.
“Sometimes it’s best to be simple and direct.”
King Shark ran through the village, terrorizing any native who came close to him, all the while he sang, “I’m a shark! I’m a shark! Run and Hide! Cause I’m a #$% %&*^ shark!!”
He only stopped his tune when it became drowned out by feral growling. He spotted his target, Blanka, and grinned.
“I wonder if you will taste like chicken.”
Posted 11 May 2012 - 12:38 AM
Posted 11 May 2012 - 09:20 PM
Posted 14 May 2012 - 05:36 PM
Posted 15 May 2012 - 11:50 PM
Pretty good set-up, but the matchup... After seeing what King Shark can do, yeah, Blanka gets eaten. In fact, I'm not sure what Street Fighter character can stand up to him.
Posted 16 May 2012 - 01:15 AM
B Deserves a C, but there's so much crap out there that I'll give you a B just for not sucking as bad as everyone else.
B Nice set-up, but Blanka's grossly outmatched by King Shark.
A I don't know what the 'C' was about. But I guess that's the whole point of opinion. Good job, keep 'em coming.
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