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[broadwaybeyonder]

Al Rossi: Hello, everybody! Welcome back to another edition of the Nineties Wrestling Federation! This is Al Rossi and Andel Sanap and we have another cracker tonight!
Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. The leader of the Yeerk invasion Visser Three has issued an opened challenge to the NWF locker room, and tonight we will see who answers it.
Al Rossi: But before that, let's show you some of the final moments of our last match as Slappy and the Haunted Mask took on Crimson Clown and Ghastly Grinner. Let's roll it!


Al Rossi: And were back, ladies and gentlemen! Haunted Mask really beating down the two clowns! Slappy really seems to be letting Mask do most of the damage!
Andel Sanap: Not necessarily, Al. Slappy blew some sort of green smoke into the eyes of Crimson and Grinner, blinding them. This allowed Mask to get the upper hand.
Al Rossi: Wait a minute! Slappy's telling Mask to stand back! Maybe Slappy wants to get a few of his own licks in on these two! A couple of boots to the head of Grinner!
Andel Sanap: Look! The Clown is back up! Mask and Slappy don't see him!
Al Rossi: Oh my goodness! Crimson used his magic and tied up Mask with red streamers! Slappy hasn't even noticed yet!
Andel Sanap: But he does now, Al! Slappy staring into the eyes of the Crimson Clown!
Slappy: You're gonna need to do better than that to scare me, bozo!
Andel Sanap: Grinner's back up! Kick to the back of Slappy and now the Living Dummy is down!
Al Rossi: Uh oh. Crimson Clown's using his magic to grow! He's big enough hold the tied up Haunted Mask with one hand!
Andel Sanap: And now the Grinner is picking up the unconscious Slappy by the legs. He motions to Crimson! What in the Force are these two doing?
Al Rossi: I think baseball season is coming early, Andel!
Ghastly Grinner: BATTER UP!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!
Al Rossi: The wind up, the pitch... Holy cow! Crimson turned the Haunted Mask into the Haunted Fastball, while Slappy became the living baseball bat! The force of the collision knocked the Mask off it's host, who is now unconscious in the middle of the ring!
Andel Sanap: While the blow caused Slappy's head to shatter, allowing the spirit to escape harmlessly into the ether. I do believe it's game, set, and match to the clowns.


Al Rossi: What a match up for the first edition of the NWF, eh Andel?
Andel Sanap: Indeed, Al. And I doubt that that was the last we will see those four compete in the NW...
Visser Three: <ATTENTION, PITIFUL HUMANS!! BE SILENT IN THE PRESENCE OF VISSER THREE!>
Al Rossi: Um, sorry, Andel. From that thought speak, I take it that Visser Three is ready for action.
Visser Three: <LOOK UPON ME, HUMANS! THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN ALL THE COSMOS! THE MOST FEARED CONQUEROR IN THE UNIVERSE! THERE IS NONE IN THIS PITIFUL NWF WHO CAN DEFEAT ME IN SINGLE COMBAT! ONCE I HAVE BESTED ALL OF YOUR HEROES, THEN THIS EARTH WILL SUCCUMB TO THE ALL POWERFUL YEERK EMPIRE!>
Alex Mack: Oh shut up! You're giving me a headache!
Al Rossi: What!? It's Alex Mack on the ramp!
Alex Mack: You talk like you have never been beaten. But the only thing you're known for is losing to kids like me.
Visser Three: <IMPUDENT BRAT! YOU WILL PAY FOR MOCKING ME!>
Al Rossi: Incoming tail blade! Look out, Alex!
Andel Sanap: Do not fear for her, Al. She has morphed into liquid form.
Al Rossi: But where did she go? She moves so fast. Visser's eyes, all four of them, are scouring the arena.
Visser Three: <AHHHHHHHH!>
Andel Sanap: The Visser is jumping in pain!
Al Rossi: Ha! Alex demorphed underneath him and gave him an electric shock! But now Visser's got a bead on her. Ouch!
Andel Sanap: A swipe with the tail blade sends Alex Mack to the outside! Looks like the Visser plan's to do some morphing of his own!
Al Rossi: Who will be victorious?


OK:
Visser Three: Book version. At full strength.
Alex Mack: 1 year older since we saw her at the end of "Secret Life." Same powers, just a little more experience at using them.
Fight takes place in a standard wrestling arena filled with fans. Fight goes on till one fighter is down.

Who wins? You decide.

Enjoy!

[Callisto]

Learn More About
Visser Three
Read more about Visser Three at Wikipedia
Official Site: K.A. Applegate Links: Wikipedia Seerowpedia Internet Movie Database

Alex Mack
Read more about Alex Mack at Wikipedia
Official Site: Nickelodeon Links: Wikipedia IMDB: Secret World of Alex... TV.com: Alex Mack

[jesus20456]

which book for visser three?

[broadwaybeyonder]

No specific book. Just Visser Three at his strongest from the book series as opposed to the less impressive TV series.

[jesus20456]

visser three is capable of becoming a creature with acid skin, and becoming a blob that cuts off oxygen to the opponent so I'm going with the visser on this one.

[Callisto]

Match Final Results
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SCORE
Visser Three: 24
Alex Mack: 10
FPA: 0

[Ivan]

Dudes nobody rated this? That's sad... I just noticed it. It's cool to see people using the old style Sportscast setups, I hope that makes a comeback in a big way.