Handcock vs Movie Thor
Handcock vs Movie Thor
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, Apr 14 2012 09:51 PM
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I like it on Omicron Ceti III, Jim
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:51 PM
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:57 PM
Hancock wins. Movie Thor as good as he was adapted still has not shown me he could beat even Dean Cain's Superman.
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Meh.
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:04 PM
Agrees with Baller. Wish we could've seen more from Hancock. He was an interesting Character.
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:24 PM
I hope they still make the sequel. It was a good story just lacked in certain parts.
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:20 PM
Wow, that was mature.
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:29 PM
Ok Force what exactly do you mean by that?
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:34 PM
Wait, so that wasn't an admin edit? Delta actually called it Handcock? That's hilarious!
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:36 PM
*Notices* HA!Wait, so that wasn't an admin edit? Delta actually called it Handcock? That's hilarious!
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 12:29 AM
LOL crap how did I not see that before......
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 01:39 AM
Hancock is stupid fast. At the end of the movie he was able to steal enough paint to draw a giant heart on the Moon and do this fast enough that people on the ground didn't notice until he was done.
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 11:15 AM
Yup and we can tell he is very strong as well. We also know his invunerability is very high unless his ex wife is near.
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I like it on Omicron Ceti III, Jim
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:04 PM
No your Honor I meant nothing by it. If it pleases the court I motion the thread's title be changed or the thread locked.
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:17 PM
Hancock wins. He is a mega badass, plus movie Thor is shown in the Avengers movie getting smacked around by Cap and Iron Man. Hancock would likely own all three of them in the movies.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 01:51 PM
That sounds like an assumption to me. Couldn't I just as easily assume no one happened to look at the moon?Hancock is stupid fast. At the end of the movie he was able to steal enough paint to draw a giant heart on the Moon and do this fast enough that people on the ground didn't notice until he was done.
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Posted 16 April 2012 - 03:39 PM
Eh, @ Hayes: You could... but it's more unlikely, since the moon is visible to at least one side of the earth at a time.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 10:46 AM
Thor is immortal plus could just go find hancocks wife and his life suddenly gets very very easy...
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:01 PM
Thor is not immortal and he knows nothing of Hancock's wife. Only 3 people know of Hancock's wife.
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:15 PM
That sounds like an assumption to me. Couldn't I just as easily assume no one happened to look at the moon?
Eh, @ Hayes: You could... but it's more unlikely, since the moon is visible to at least one side of the earth at a time.
Yeah, the Moon being painted would be something people would notice. Look at all the people in the background, none of them have their cell phones going off or pointing at the sky going "Look at the goddamn Moon!"
That ending scene, now that I think about it even more, is child-fever dream silly. Where did he get the paint? Did he go out and buy several million cans of paint or steal them? He probably doesn't have money, and he's a hero, not a criminal (anymore.)
Conclusion: he stole dirt from Mars to paint the Moon.
Yes, I'm joking... but seriously. What?
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 05:37 PM
He did it with the blood and guts of those who oppose JUSTICE!
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 07:24 PM
You are trying to apply real world logic to a movie that deals with plenty non-logical scenes. Hancock puts one of the prisoners heads into the other's butt hole, I'm pretty sure that dude's ass would literally be ripped, and yet he only had a sore butt afterwards. Seriously, you'd be in the hospital for days if that happened.Yeah, the Moon being painted would be something people would notice. Look at all the people in the background, none of them have their cell phones going off or pointing at the sky going "Look at the goddamn Moon!"
If you watch the scene no one notices the moon until Jason Bateman is looking at it. Couldn't it simply be no one noticed until Hancock told Bateman to look? If people had noticed it before Bateman, wouldn't there gawking get his attention? We don't even see the people in the background until Bateman is looking at the moon.
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