Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:07 AM
Never trust a blind date service. If life is like a box of chocolates, they always give you the bittersweet nut crunch that got crushed at the bottom of the box. And you’re looking at them right now. This guy's obviously crazy; is he buttering the back of his chair? And her, look at her, so prudish and uptight, judging you for being a little insane. Forget a second date, this is going to end in violence, bloodshed, and maybe a trip to a psych ward. Typical first date.