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Match 11056 Trish vs. Morrigan Aensland

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#1 potterpuppetpals


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Posted 19 March 2012 - 02:29 PM

Trish vs Morrigan: Battle of the two hottest babes in Marvel vs Capcom 3. They both have the looks, but who will ultimately win the beauty contest

Both competitors will walk up a catwalk and get judged on their looks.

The judges are:
Iron Man

So, Wolverine, how are you feeling about this contest?

Wolverine: I think it'll be pretty close. I mean both of 'em are pretty hot so yeah, it should be close.

Okay. Tony, how are you feeling?

Iron Man: (has his back to him) Uh... Just gimme a minute, I'm just... stretching. Ooooh.

Ooookay, I think that's all we need to hear from the judges. Let's get on with the contest. First up is Morrigan!

Morrigan sure is struting her stuff on the catwalk.

Wolverine: Hey! Aren't you that girl who asked me out at that strip club?

Morrigan: Uh, no. You must be mistaking me for someone else.

Wolverine: Hmm. Then you must be twin sisters or something.

Morrigan: No, my sister is over there! (points at Lilith in the crowd)

Wolverine: Oh.

Wesker: Hmm. Nice. I'm starting to think about replacing Jill. (looks over to Jill, who doesn't look very happy.)

Wesker: Sorry, Jill. Maybe replacing Nemesis would be better. That way I'd have two hot sidekicks. Hell, anythings better than that ugly sonovva.

(Nemesis walks up and strangles Wesker)

Wesker: Ack! Alright! I won't replace you! (puts Wesker down) Ugh!

Morrigan: Hello sugar.

Dante: Ooh, baby! Hey, Iron Man, why don't you take a look?

Iron Man: Sigh. Alright. (turns round and sees Morrigan) JESUS CHRIST!

Dante: Hey, Iron Man, looks like there was a little, er, oil leak in your suit.

Iron Man: (looks down) Yeah, I think I'll just go.

Alright, now it's Trish's turn.

Dante: Trish? What are you doing here?

Trish: Hey, Dante. (grabs hold of Dante and whispers in his ear) Look here, you better give me !10 out of 10, or you'll get a little visit from Sparda (her sword) here.

So, Wesker, what are you thinking of her?

Wesker: Oh yeah. She's a real beauty. I would do terrible things with her.

Like what?

Wesker: Like slashing your guts out with her!

What? We are talking about Trish, right?

Wesker: Trish? No, I was talking about that giant sword on her back. It's massive! I think it would look way better in my collection though.

Okay, Albert. Well, the results have been checked and varified. But before the judges reveal their scores, we want to know who you think should win. Morrigan or Trish? Vote Now!

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 02:29 PM

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Read more about Trish at Wikipedia
Official Site: Capcom Links: Wikipedia Devil May Cry Wiki Devil May Cry neoseeker

Morrigan Aensland
Read more about Morrigan Aensland at Wikipedia
Official Site: Capcom Links: Morrigan's Wiki Astral vision Gamefaqs

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:20 PM

Morrigan is far more powerful.

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:40 AM

Morrigan is far more powerful.

It's a beauty contest not a fight.

And being an oppinion based match I'll pick Morgan because her costume is more revealing and Trish spans her lightning attack too much in MvC3!

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 06:13 PM

Yeah, Morrgan wins a beauty contest.

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