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Match 11025 James Bond vs. Doctor Girlfriend

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 04:54 PM

A CBUB March Challenge Entry

Pat: Welcome Sports Fans! LIVE from the inter-dimensionally famous Arena of Khazan We have an Amazing Match for you today!

Jay: That's right Pat. Coming to you from the safety of the God-Proof Sportsbox we bring you all the action and excitement LIVE as James Bond takes on Doctor Girlfriend in a game of Passion and Seduction.

Pat: Indeed Jay, Indeed! But who is seducing who out there? That's what we are here to find out today.

Jay: As you can see down in the mighty Arena of Khazan a full sized replica of the Las Vegas Mirage Casino has been erected for this event using holo-deck technology.

Pat: Our two contestants will begin today's match from their starting positions within their own Hotel suites. Let's go down on the field, now, and get a look at what they are up to.

Jay: Pat, James Bond is looking simply smashing today in his custom Henry Poole & Co tuxedo. He's certainly ready for the gambling pits, the nightlife and a Martini shaken not stirred.

Pat: Maybe so, Jay, maybe so. But is he ready for Doctor Girlfriend in her slinky black Chanel evening dress? I'm not so sure.

Jay: Folks, the contest is simple. Neither of these contenders has knowledge of the other. They have never met. Neither knows they are competing. Each has been given the other as their target for seduction.

Pat: Dr. Girlfriend has been assigned to seduce James Bond as her mark and pry information from him.

Jay: And James Bond has been assigned to seduce Dr. Girlfriend as his mark and pry information from her.

Pat: Each contender has in their hotel room an information gathering device. They must get their mark into their hotel room. The winning contestant will be the first one to maneuver their mark into their hotel room. The first contender to get the other into their room first wins!

Jay: That's right Pat... but neither one knows that little detail. They only know they have to get their mark into their room. Should one make a detour into the other's room first... well, sorry sucker.

Pat: And here we go folks. Each contestant is now leaving their hotel suite looking radiant and ready for love. Join us now in a battle we had to call...

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 04:54 PM

Learn More About
James Bond
Read more about James Bond at Wikipedia
Official Site: Ian Fleming Publications Links: Wikipedia The Name's Bond James Bond

Doctor Girlfriend
Read more about Doctor Girlfriend at Wikipedia
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Posted 15 March 2012 - 05:30 PM

This is great, Serge! No woman can resist Bond. B)

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 07:26 PM

While that is true, Bond is nothing, if not a gentleman.

And as a gentleman, he won't have any problem with first taking the lady to her own quarters, if that is her preference, before guiding her to his own room.

As such, Bond loses the match, despite seducing Dr. Girlfriend.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 07:46 PM

Hmm... Good point.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 08:04 PM

Bond alot of times though gets the woman to come to his room in the films. Rarely does he ever let the woman take him to her room. In addition the setup says both know they just need to get the other in the room. Bond may be a Gentlemen but he won't be fooled or seduced into getting in the room as she will be thinking she has Bond close to spilling his guts has he fools her completely. Bond could trick Dr.Girlfriend by letting her feel she has the upper hand and letting her think the only way to get the information from him would be to go to his room. She may decide the information is the most important thing and fall for it. Either way I am going with Bond as this type of mission is his speciality.

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 03:46 PM

Bond's got more experience at subterfuge, and LOTS more experience at seducing enemy agents, while Doctor Girlfriend's been known to be... uh... ACCOMODATING to dominant males. I see Bond persuading Doctor Girlfriend to come into his room; she's willing to make the concession because she plans get Bond into HER room by going "Oops, sorry, I need to get something from MY room" and then calling Bond in with a line like "James, honey, could you give me a hand with this?". He goes in and finds her trying to get a bottle of champagne off a high shelf, or with a stuck zipper, or just nude, and she trusts his libido to keep him from leaving again.

Of course, she's already conceeded the victory condition, sooo...

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Posted 18 March 2012 - 11:26 PM

Hah, Jay and Pat come out of retirement! :D Good one,... uh... FoxFingers.

Never heard of Dr. Girlfriend, but I'm pretty sure Bond's going to get the votes here.

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