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#1 sirmethos

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 08:01 AM

Nightcrawler vs. Vanisher

Nightcrawler vs. John Druitt

Vanisher vs. John Druitt


Who wins?

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 08:26 AM

They all teleport into McDonalds at the same time and all get happy meals. Everyone wins!

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:01 AM

They all teleport into McDonalds at the same time and all get happy meals. Everyone wins!


You need a new shtick, that one is getting old.

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 10:07 AM

Really? Well, I suppose it is considering people are now ripping it off. Maybe I do need a new schtick but I'll keep using this one if people keep giving me material to use it on(i.e. Rumbles with just a list of names and no explanation)

In the meantime, I will hire a creative team to come up with something.

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 11:23 AM

You need a new shtick, that one is getting old.


They all teleport into Taco Bell at the same time and all get Volcano Nachos. Everyone wins!

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 02:21 PM

Nightcrawler vs. Vanisher
Nightcrawler vs. John Druitt
Vanisher vs. John Druitt
Who wins?


Dammit. You read my mind!! Yes, Nightcrawler VS John Druitt was my next Flipside match. :lol:

Back to the drawing board and I'm leaning towards Nightcrawler for more combat experience (although Druitt comes close through aggression and murderous intent). Haven't read anything with Vanisher in it for ages so can't remember his full powers but from Wiki it sounds like he could take the battle.

Stay outta my head Methos... :blink:

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 02:49 PM

They all teleport into Taco Bell at the same time and all get the new Doritos taco. Everyone wins!


Fixed.

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 04:44 PM

The Doritos taco may be one of the most ingeniuous inventions in modern history.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 09:43 AM

i see even sirmethos isn't beyond the hands of trolls.lol


but in any case nightcrawler wins because he is a BEAST(literally.lol) at fighting.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 10:40 AM

So is John Druitt.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 10:46 AM

i see even sirmethos isn't beyond the hands of trolls.lol


but in any case nightcrawler wins because he is a BEAST(literally.lol) at fighting.


Neither of these statements are funny.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 11:05 AM

neither is your CONSTANT trolling. Your little thread disruptions are not funny and are annoying to say the least. This is CBUB for people to discuss their love of comics and share ideas of fights that would probably NEVER happen. Now a days on this site everyone wants to be funny(which none are). And you hardly ever have a thread that remains constant to what the OP talks about. EACh and every thread is full of trolling and random comments. I'm like come on what's your purpose here? obviously to take up space. and if your THAT bored with your mediocre lives go on facebook.


And just because you here and there actually are a productive member there is at least 12 stupid post like these per every ONE that is productive.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 11:27 AM

I never said it was funny. I'm far more productive than you, all you do is post stupid posts like a true 5 year old.

Tell me, have you done any CBUB official tourneys? Do you review characters for the CBUB database? Do you sign up to bring back the CBUB weekly fights? I've done all those things. Maybe do some research before you run your mouth?

Though you did join the March challenge. Good job, amigo.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 11:31 AM

For the record, I'm HILARIOUS.

Also, Vanisher would win vs. Nightcrawler. They would face off, Vanisher would teleport to the other side of the world and wait for Nightcrawler to die trying to find him. I don't know who the f*ck John whatshisface is.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 01:23 PM

I never said it was funny. I'm far more productive than you, all you do is post stupid posts like a true 5 year old.

Tell me, have you done any CBUB official tourneys? Do you review characters for the CBUB database? Do you sign up to bring back the CBUB weekly fights? I've done all those things. Maybe do some research before you run your mouth?

Though you did join the March challenge. Good job, amigo.

I make character battles and respond in TRUE form to topics posted. and because you did those things as far as sign up to bring weekly fights back(which takes all of 2 minutes), Review characters for cbub(which means nothing) i review(see) the bullshit you post but it doesn't make me an english scholar. Even Sirmethos has become annoyed with you because your annoying. I post random fight in rumbles because........YOU SUPPOSED TO DUMMY!!!!!. So because I post random fight that makes me 5? What about when Force_echo does fights, or sirmethos, or hayes, or bigballerju? EVERYONE here does it, so now your an idiot who don't know what the rumbles section is for.


An example of you:

Superman vs thor:

Poster 1:Superman is stronger

Poster 2:Thor is older

Nova Force Nova:Superman is a better skater duh!!!!!!!!!

OP:Um im talking about in a fight.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 02:53 PM

You never said that it was a fight. You posted two names. No, it takes hours to write weekly fights. Hours > minutes.

I never said you can't post random fights, but when you make stupid ones that have been done a million times, are all one-sided and explain next to nothing, I will mock you. The rumbles board is for fights that explain what they're doing. For example, "Thor vs Superman" can mean anything. "Thor vs Superman in a fist fight" is much more clear. Oh and it takes 2 seconds longer to type.

Review characters for the CBUB means nothing? Ok, I suppose it doesn't. It just means I waste hours adding all new people for you to use in cbub matches.

Sirmethos is annoyed with me? Fine. Does it bother me that a guy from Denmark is annoyed with me? No.

Where exactly did I say making such fights makes you 5? If you were older than that, you would see quite clearly that I'm talking about how you go write "lol" after unfunny things with random caps, no apostrophes and other kindergarten mistakes is what makes you seem like a 5 year old.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 04:50 PM

Wait, when did I get annoyed with it?

So far I've thought it was amusing, I just think he should change the way he does it, since doing the same thing over and over gets boring.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 10:27 PM

You never said that it was a fight. You posted two names. No, it takes hours to write weekly fights. Hours > minutes.

I never said you can't post random fights, but when you make stupid ones that have been done a million times, are all one-sided and explain next to nothing, I will mock you. The rumbles board is for fights that explain what they're doing. For example, "Thor vs Superman" can mean anything. "Thor vs Superman in a fist fight" is much more clear. Oh and it takes 2 seconds longer to type.

Review characters for the CBUB means nothing? Ok, I suppose it doesn't. It just means I waste hours adding all new people for you to use in cbub matches.

Sirmethos is annoyed with me? Fine. Does it bother me that a guy from Denmark is annoyed with me? No.

Where exactly did I say making such fights makes you 5? If you were older than that, you would see quite clearly that I'm talking about how you go write "lol" after unfunny things with random caps, no apostrophes and other kindergarten mistakes is what makes you seem like a 5 year old.

Dude stop trying to make yourself smarter than you are. You troll almost every thread I see you in. dude you have done that whole "act" for a while now as much as you can use it. I have seen you do it multiple times. It's not random caps. that means I put emphasis on certain words to stress them. like if i say "what the *vulgarity* are you talking about" and putting lol after my sentences is because i laugh at you

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 06:24 AM

I'm not try to act smarter than I am, I'm being just as smart as I normally would.

Why would you laugh at me after saying Nightcrawler is literally a beast? That makes no sense, genius. Are you high?

Oh and should I take your refusal to refute my posts as an admission that you have given up because you have gotten destroyed verbally?

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 12:47 PM

Are you high?


Well, he has admitted to smoking pot.




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