Posted 16 February 2012 - 09:37 AM
The Setting: Capcom Offices, some time before the release of Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom3
Capcom Producer: OK, we all know Marvel vs Capcom 3 was a big success. We have to do the next logical thing and make...
Iron Man: Marvel vs Capcom 4?
Capcom Producer: Ha ha ha! Marvel vs Capom 4? Don't be silly, if we want to keep people interested in these games, we need to make add ons to keep swindeling money out of them. You know like we did with the Street Fighter series. Do we agree?
Capcom Producer: Great! Now, we need ideas for more characters to add in.
Ryu: How about... Venom!
Chun-Li: Or Cyclops!
Doctor Doom: Colossus would be awesome!
Capcom Producer: No no no! Those characters have been overused too much. People want some more original characters. So how about Rocket Raccoon!
Spencer: Who the @?$# is Rocket Raccoon?
Capcom Producer: Look, I know you don't agree with me but he'd be perfect! He has plenty of long ranged attacks and is has a cockney accent! What's not to like?
Shuma-Gorath: Like, everything!
Capcom Producer: Shut up, Shuma-Gorath! The only reason you're in this game is because you killed the guy who said no at the auditions! Alright, if anyone agrees with me, raise you're hand now.
Capcom Producer: You know what, screw you guys cause we're putting him in anyway. Any more suggestions?
???: How about me?
Capcom Producer: M-M-Mega Man?
Mega Man: That's right dumbasses, I'm back, and you're gonna put me in this game or else!
Ryu: Get out of here Mega Man, no one likes you anymore!
Mega Man: How dare you! Everyone likes me!
Ryu: Alright, name one game that you're going to appear in that hasn't been cancelled yet.
Mega Man: Uh... Street Fighter X Tekken! Oh wait that's the fat guy from the box art of Mega Man 1.
Ryu: See! Like I said, no one likes you anymore!
Mega Man: Grrrr! All of you will pay for this!
Mega Man tries to shoot everyone with his Mega Buster.
Zero: Mega Man, stop!
Mega Man shoots Zero down and he explodes.
Mega Man: Oh look, their seems to be a space available for me! Looks like I'll be getting in this game after all!
Captain America: Over my dead body, Mega Man!
Can one Mega Man stop the entire cast of Marvel vs Capcom 3?