(Nova force nova sits a a local bistro with his wife)
Nova:I love you my dear but I fear the wrath of.......He who must not be named. His name is so awesome my heart would explode in my chest if I said it.
Nova wife:I understand dear but I have something to tell you. Remember that night I went out and I didn't answer my phone.
Nova:Yes dear do tell.
Nova wife:I was with................................The Darkest knight.
Nova:(Looking into the sky)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(I then spring out of the batmobile I have cloaked next to the bistro)
Xman4life:Time to die nova.
(nova raising up in defiance)
Nova:This stops n.....(I karate chop his body in half)
Nova wife:Darkest knight you a bad motha...
Xman4life:shut yo mouth.
Nova wife:I was only going to say
Xman4life:I don't care I said shut your mouth. then pimp smack her.
Ok no. First off ignoring all the spelling/grammar problems is bad. Secondly, I have no wife(yet). Not only is it physically impossible for you to karate chop me in half. Not to mention I'd kick your ass if we fought. To quote myself from this story...this stupidity "stops now."