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#41 Nova Force Nova

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 07:37 AM

(Nova force nova sits a a local bistro with his wife)
Nova:I love you my dear but I fear the wrath of.......He who must not be named. His name is so awesome my heart would explode in my chest if I said it.
Nova wife:I understand dear but I have something to tell you. Remember that night I went out and I didn't answer my phone.
Nova:Yes dear do tell.
Nova wife:I was with................................The Darkest knight.
Nova:(Looking into the sky)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

(I then spring out of the batmobile I have cloaked next to the bistro)
Xman4life:Time to die nova.
(nova raising up in defiance)
Nova:This stops n.....(I karate chop his body in half)

Nova wife:Darkest knight you a bad motha...

Xman4life:shut yo mouth.

Nova wife:I was only going to say

Xman4life:I don't care I said shut your mouth. then pimp smack her.


Ok no. First off ignoring all the spelling/grammar problems is bad. Secondly, I have no wife(yet). Not only is it physically impossible for you to karate chop me in half. Not to mention I'd kick your ass if we fought. To quote myself from this story...this stupidity "stops now."

#42 patrickthekid

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 08:40 AM

At this point, the Comic Book Team wins based on shear cooperation alone.

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 09:43 AM

Team CBUB: "The Quest is upon us guys! Let's do it!"

...................


30 days later you're all dead and I'm reading the comic book it happened in, laughing my butt off at your foolish antics.

#44 Jaeger Panzer

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 11:17 AM

RECRUIT ME TO YOUR CAUSE AND I'LL SACRIFICE SSGOKU AND XMAN$LIFE TO MEPHISTO~!

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#45 SSGoku

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 12:27 PM

Ok no. First off ignoring all the spelling/grammar problems is bad. Secondly, I have no wife(yet). Not only is it physically impossible for you to karate chop me in half. Not to mention I'd kick your ass if we fought. To quote myself from this story...this stupidity "stops now."

To be fair, he did say that he beat Batman, who could easily karate chop someone in half. With prep time that is.

#46 xman4life

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 03:12 PM

Ok no. First off ignoring all the spelling/grammar problems is bad. Secondly, I have no wife(yet). Not only is it physically impossible for you to karate chop me in half. Not to mention I'd kick your ass if we fought. To quote myself from this story...this stupidity "stops now."

Dude how are you talking your dead? and as I said I got training from Batman and I banged your wife plus karate chopped you in half like right down the middle with no effort after I killed Thanosisawesome.

And how could you beat me up for all you know I'm 6'8 250 pound mma fighter. lol assumption fail.

I think it's hilarious when guys try to fight people on the internet. dude your like a monster loser. lol

Side note if that wasn't your wife then who was that woman you were with that I banged? Its must have been your girlfriend then. I'm sorry I tried to break up your marriage but in the end I just killed you and for that I'm sorry. If I could bring back a life it would be yours but Thanosisawesome will rot in hell forever for his envy.lol

To be fair you didn't say this stops now because I killed you before you said "now". you just said the n.

#47 xman4life

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 03:15 PM

Ok no. First off ignoring all the spelling/grammar problems is bad. Secondly, I have no wife(yet). Not only is it physically impossible for you to karate chop me in half. Not to mention I'd kick your ass if we fought. To quote myself from this story...this stupidity "stops now."

um what spelling errors? I must have just glanced at it. You should at least read how you died don't you think? my spelling was spot on.

#48 Nova Force Nova

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 03:37 PM

Are you really that stupid? Don't answer that, it's rhetorical.

(Nova force nova sits a a local bistro with his wife)

"sits a a local bistro..." That's funny.


Nova:I love you my dear but I fear the wrath of.......He who must not be named. His name is so awesome my heart would explode in my chest if I said it.
Nova wife:I understand dear but I have something to tell you. Remember that night I went out and I didn't answer my phone.

*Nova's wife

Nova:Yes dear do tell.
Nova wife:I was with................................The Darkest knight.

Again, Nova's wife.

Nova:(Looking into the sky)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

(I then spring out of the batmobile I have cloaked next to the bistro)
Xman4life:Time to die nova.
(nova raising up in defiance)
Nova:This stops n.....(I karate chop his body in half)

Capitalize names moron.

Nova wife:Darkest knight you a bad motha...

Motha? Also, again, it's "Nova's wife." Hahahaha.

Xman4life:shut yo mouth.

Yo? Hahahaha.

Nova wife:I was only going to say

For the *vulgarity*ing last time, it's Nova's wife!

Xman4life:I don't care I said shut your mouth. then pimp smack her.

Capitalize that sentence, boy.


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#49 killswitch7

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 03:42 PM

sure ill just stay at base...but can i bring power girl over? lol

#50 Nova Force Nova

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 03:45 PM

And how could you beat me up for all you know I'm 6'8 250 pound mma fighter. lol assumption fail.

I think it's hilarious when guys try to fight people on the internet. dude your like a monster loser. lol


Hypocritical humor ftw.

For all you know, I'm a 7'2 300 pound professional mercenary with a house full of guns and Kevlar armor.

If anyone's the loser, it's you Mr. 743 comics.

#51 thanosisawesome

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 04:55 PM

betryed me ha! that was my evil clone Xfactor4life or xforce4life. I sprang out at the last moment then jump kicked AVP in the head knocking him out instantly then move on to engauge Thanosisawesome who due to true terror drop his weapon and threw down his armor to make peace.

Thanosisawesome:Hm xman4life we meet again.(saying it in diobolical way)
XMAN4LIFE:This is the last time we will meet. I was trained by Batman for a year and beat robin, lady shiva, and batgirl in ten seconds. Then had sex with wonder woman.

Thanosisawesome:damn I envy you.

XMAN4LIFE:You fool I will crush you for your envy of me.(Breaking both if his arms)

Thanosisawesome:But why. WHYYYYYYYYYY?(screaming in agony)

Xman4life:You know what you did.(I lean back to deliver the final blow)
(mr.outstanding grabs my arm)
Mr.outstanding:No to kill him would destroy your soul and send you down the path of......
(I kill him anyway)
Mr.outstanding:damn! well lets get drinks.
Xman4life:Hold on but wait theres one more I must kill...........................................................
(Nova force nova sits a a local bistro with his wife)
Nova:I love you my dear but I fear the wrath of.......He who must not be named. His name is so awesome my heart would explode in my chest if I said it.
Nova wife:I understand dear but I have something to tell you. Remember that night I went out and I didn't answer my phone.
Nova:Yes dear do tell.
Nova wife:I was with................................The Darkest knight.
Nova:(Looking into the sky)NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

(I then spring out of the batmobile I have cloaked next to the bistro)
Xman4life:Time to die nova.
(nova raising up in defiance)
Nova:This stops n.....(I karate chop his body in half)

Nova wife:Darkest knight you a bad motha...

Xman4life:shut yo mouth.

Nova wife:I was only going to say

Xman4life:I don't care I said shut your mouth. then pimp smack her.

mr.outstanding:Was that necessary?

Xman4life:Meh why not.

(Tune in next post for the adventures of Xman4life the Darkest Knight.
(tune in next post for the adventures of XMAN4LIFE:the darkest knight)


Aha! I actually became I herald of Galactus before that, and blow you away with one blast.

#52 ThePhenomenalOne

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 05:06 PM

You'll have to do better then 101 posts before I start to notice you enough to include you in these things. :mad:



Ok.... I'm in now. And....I killed you. With a ninja star in the face. Like Kenny did to Butters.....except you die -_-

#53 patrickthekid

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 07:41 PM

Team CBUB: "The Quest is upon us guys! Let's do it!"

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30 days later you're all dead and I'm reading the comic book it happened in, laughing my butt off at your foolish antics.

So far, it may actually be worth my $2.99 based on the comments alone.

RECRUIT ME TO YOUR CAUSE AND I'LL SACRIFICE SSGOKU AND XMAN$LIFE TO MEPHISTO~!

-_-

This or his Squirrel Girl idea.

#54 Jaeger Panzer

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 07:52 PM

Finally, someone who goes for my ideas. Aren't I a genius or what? -_-

#55 Nova Force Nova

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 07:55 PM

No. Don't you dare feed your ego. -_-

#56 patrickthekid

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 07:56 PM

I'm just too lazy to think of anything else at the moment. If I was in that group on the other hand...

#57 Jaeger Panzer

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 08:06 PM

No. Don't you dare feed our ego. -_-

ETHVAN SHALL RULE!

#58 Nova Force Nova

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 08:10 PM

I'd like to take this moment to say...

*tapes Ethan's mouth shut*

...that I don't share power with anyone.

#59 Jaeger Panzer

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 08:14 PM

*rips the tape off*

We all know I make the most difficult decisions. You just lounge. -_-

#60 Nova Force Nova

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Posted 12 September 2011 - 08:20 PM

So? I don't need you to make the difficult decisions, I'd just leave that to Parliament/Congress/whatever other ruling body I can leave tasks with.




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