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#1 SSGoku

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 09:25 PM

Ok, I saw this on page 39 I think and I though it was a cool idea, so I decided to re-do it with more modern CBUB users.

Team CBUB
SSGoku
Marvel man
Nova force Nova
Mr. Outstanding
omfgcomics
Bigballerju
God-Speed88
Dr. Pymp
AVP VS Terminator
Corvette1710
Hayesemeister5651
Thanosisawesome
xman4life

Team Comic Book
Superman
Batman
Spider man
Wolverine
Daredevil
Captain America
Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Martian Manhunter
Punisher


RULES
*Team CBUB has a total of 2 months of prep
*They have access to all things in the real world (that they can realistically get) and the comic book world (that they can realistically get).
*They are all willing to kill, but are not bloodlusted. For Team Comic Book characters however, personalities apply.
*Team CBUB has all knowledge of all the characters that they normally do, and can obviously get more info via the interwebz, buying more comics, etc.
*The superheros have no idea anyone is after them
*Team CBUB has a teleporter that can instantly transport them between the real world and comic book world. Specific locations in each world also apply. Example: Gotham City, Metropolis, NYC, etc.

Try and be creative, I think that with the amount of knowledge we all have on these characters, we can potentially beat at least a few.

#2 thanosisawesome

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 09:30 PM

I solo. -_-

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 09:47 PM

Superman throws us all in jail, the end.

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 09:52 PM

YES, I'm not involved, bitches.

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Posted 10 September 2011 - 10:11 PM

Superman throws us all in jail, the end.

Kryptonite. -_-

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 08:32 AM

Sigh, I was hoping for more of a response. Can't ANYONE think of something funny to say? I don't think it should be to hard considering the set up.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 08:38 AM

Every post in this thread so far has been funnier than anything you have ever written.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 08:40 AM

I rip all the comic books in half.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 08:54 AM

YES, I'm not involved, bitches.

*fist bumps at that notion*

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 08:59 AM

*To make this fair, I will assume all of their weaknesses still exist*

"Batman
Daredevil
Captain America
Punisher"

Instantly teleport behind them, bullet to the head, teleport away again.

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan): Teleport near him in a confined space with a bucket of yellow paint, clothing and axe. Bye-bye.
*Note, steal Jordan's ring and lantern*

Martian Manhunter: Flamethrower, matches, zippo's, i'll bring him down to his knee's.

Wolverine: Space toss with Green Lantern ring *after months of practice in the real world*

Spiderman: See above.

Superman: I'll send every other CBUB member in with guns blazing as distraction, then I will drop in with kryptonite all ready created through my G.L ring. I will then slaughter him.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 09:12 AM

We could also throw a bound and gagged SSGoku and xman4life to the comic book characters, watch as they're torn apart, then, while the heroes are preoccupied, sneak up from behind and decapitate them with our Kryptonite swords which can cut through anything.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 10:11 AM

We could also throw a bound and gagged SSGoku and xman4life to the comic book characters, watch as they're torn apart, then, while the heroes are preoccupied, sneak up from behind and decapitate them with our Kryptonite swords which can cut through anything.


Adamantium swords laced with kryptonite. Oh yeah, and full suits of promethium body armor equipped with red sun lamps and lots of missiles.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 10:13 AM

We could also throw a bound and gagged SSGoku and xman4life to the comic book characters, watch as they're torn apart, then, while the heroes are preoccupied, sneak up from behind and decapitate them with our Kryptonite swords which can cut through anything.



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Posted 11 September 2011 - 10:40 AM

*fist bumps at that notion*

*receives fist bump*

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 12:24 PM

I'd bring an eraser or some Eraser fluid.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 12:53 PM

We could also throw a bound and gagged SSGoku and xman4life to the comic book characters, watch as they're torn apart, then, while the heroes are preoccupied, sneak up from behind and decapitate them with our Kryptonite swords which can cut through anything.

grab AVP smack him around until punisher thinks I'm on his side then with his help proceed to kill batman, daredevil, and cap. Use AVp beaten and bloodied body as a decoy when supes flies down detonate a kyrptonite bomb which kills him instanly. Then punisher thows avps body over his shoulder for more mayhem. We set him down on a rooftop. Hal comes down and sees me stomping avp with no end. he intervenes then punisher shoots him in the head with a bullet painted yellow. grab hals body and bring it to the Justice league HQ. Martain manhunter breaks down and cries then we give him a fire cocktail to the face and stomp him to death. then as well laugh at avps screams of pain and unfairness, I nutt kcik him and tell him YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. then proceed to make him type on CBUB the xman4life is the greatest ever. then blow his brains out after he does so he can't recant. then when it's over we grab a bite to eat of which I ask to see one of punishers guns then proceed to kill him as well.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 12:57 PM

That is the most ridiculous post I have EVER seen.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 01:01 PM

Unfortunately, xman4life has already been bound, gagged and killed as a decoy, so none of those things happen. As the heroes are examining his body, the rest of the CBUB team decapitate them with our prometheum/adamantium/vibranium/carbonadium/kryptonite alloy-laced swords.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 01:16 PM

Unfortunately, xman4life has already been bound, gagged and killed as a decoy, so none of those things happen. As the heroes are examining his body, the rest of the CBUB team decapitate them with our prometheum/adamantium/vibranium/carbonadium/kryptonite alloy-laced swords.

well seeing as batmans sees you do this he beats the hell out of AVP then trains me to become the new..............Batman seeing as Robin, nightwing and jason todd were all failures to him and he secretely wants a hardcore sidekick and knowing his arthritis is eating away his his joints for fighting crime for over 50 years making him the worlds OLDEST dectective. He trains me then at the end of training I defeat batman with one move........the nutt kick. He looks up while in pain and says you truly are the master of combat take on the Batman mantle. then begs me to take his life before they make any more comics starring batman seeing as he can't fight crime for 50 more years. I snap his neck then read all the files on the JLA and kill each member secretely through alliances made with luthor(which I later kill), Kingpin(which I later kill) and the black mask(which I later kill).



XMAN4LIFE..............THE DARK KNIGHT. que the music.

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Posted 11 September 2011 - 01:22 PM

...can an admin please nuke this thread?




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