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Poll: Who's the man? (10 member(s) have cast votes)

Who defeats Ganado Village first?

  1. John McClain (Die Hard) (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  2. John Rambo (1 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  3. Dutch (Predator) (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  4. Sarah Conner (1 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  5. Brock Samson (Venture Bros) (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  6. Sgt. Slaughter (4 votes [40.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 40.00%

  7. Dirty Harry (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  8. Conan w/ BroadSword and Bronze Shield (4 votes [40.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 40.00%

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#1 treacherous

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 08:35 PM

Here's the deal, I'm putting the toughest manliest mofo's to ever grace fiction into Ganado Village from Resident Evil 4. They have an hour to clear out the village. Each single man (or woman) is only armed with a Machete and a glock 9 mm (except Conan). There is a shotgun and a crossbow somewhere in the village and scattered ammunition. The village is overloaded with about 40 Ganados and two Chainsaw Sisters. The men only have about 45 minutes. Which bad @$$ finishes first AND causes the most amount of damage.

GO...

#2 MarvelFan15

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 08:48 PM

Me

I finish first, and cause the most damage.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 08:53 PM

Nova, obviously.

He finishes first, and cause the most damage.



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Posted 22 August 2009 - 08:55 PM

Honestly, there's just too many to think of...

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:40 PM

Honestly, there's just too many to think of...



Let's see...

James Bond
Jason Bourne
John McClane
Indiana Jones
Han Solo
Bryan Mills
Master Chief
Serg. A.J. Johnson
Punisher
Wolverine
Winter Soldier
Jonah Hex
Lara Croft
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Seth and Richie Gecko
Rambo
Dutch
Walker, Texas Ranger
Dr. Doom
Bullseye
Deadshot
Ultimate Hawkeye
Agent Zero
Deadpool
John Wayne
Vigilante
Loony bin Jim
just to name a few

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:41 PM

Okay, polls up...now go...debate!!

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:46 PM

Conan? Really?

Doens't he...stomp?

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 09:47 PM

Yeah all the others are outta his league.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:08 PM

If this is called who's the man then why is Sarah Conner in their.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:22 PM

Conan gets my vote but seriously Sgt Slaughter barehandedly molly whupped Serpentor! Now thats Baddassness! He'd be a really close second! Then Rambo who'd cause the most damage easily!

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:23 PM

Why isn't Nick Fury in here? Or Punisher? Or Master Chief? Or Chef Ramsey!?

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:30 PM

Why isn't Nick Fury in here? Or Punisher? Or Master Chief? Or Chef Ramsey!?


Or Walker, Texas Ranger? Or Aunt May? Or Kurt Russell?

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:40 PM

Or Roland The Gunslinger? Or Indianna Jones? Or James Bond? Or Ethan Hunt? Or Jason Borne?

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 10:53 PM

Or Ult. Hawkeye? Or Bullseye? Or Winter Soldier? Or Jonah Hex? Or Richard Rider?

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:47 PM

Where is all the super debating that all of you claim to be so good at? All I get is a bunch of questions about who's not on the list. The list is the list, nuff said.

As for Conan stomps, :huh: Two words: Brock Samson.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:52 PM

and do you have any idea what Rambo can do with a Machete aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddd Sgt. Slaughter used to rip Cobra B.A.T.s apart with his bare hands. These were Cobra's android troopers. Robotic disposable muscle. Conan doesn't stomp.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:56 PM

If this is called who's the man then why is Sarah Conner in their.


Ask yourself, who's manlier? You or Sarah. Think about it.

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:57 PM

Ask yourself, who's manlier? You or Sarah. Think about it.



Me without question.

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Posted 23 August 2009 - 12:00 AM

Let's put you and Sarah in a room with a Terminator and a shotgun and see who goes running away screaming first. Better yet, let's see if you even know how to use a shotgun.

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Posted 23 August 2009 - 12:02 AM

Let's put you and Sarah in a room with a Terminator and a shotgun and see who goes running away screaming first. Better yet, let's see if you even know how to use a shotgun.



Sarah runs out of the room cuz I'm in it... and having an ex Navy Seal dad teach you everything he knows probably means you know how to handle a shotgun...




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