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Match 8836 Buzz Lightyear vs. Darth Vader


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Posted 06 June 2011 - 10:29 PM

Buzz Lightyear Vs. Darth Vader"Buzz Lightyear to Star Command: I have infiltrated what may possibly be Zurg's fortress and am going into stealth." Buzz Lightyear said in his wrist communicator."Excellent work, Buzz." replied the voice.Buzz closed his communicator and, upon sighting a pair of stormtroopers, dove for cover. Unspotted. Buzz ran through the corridor. He checked into his communicator again."Buzz Lightyear to Star Command: I have successfully sneaked into the corridor, and am waiting outside the throne room."Buzz heard a breathing noise. Suddenly, a saber swung at him and pointed at him. Buzz saw a man that was completely covered in black, with a black cape, a black helmet and black mask."Zurg?" asked Buzz."Who...is this Zurg that you speak of?" asked Vader. Vader swung again. Buzz leaped over him and fired his laser at him. It struck him in the chest and sent him back. Vader got up and used the Sith force to grab his saber."Never bring a sword to a gunfight!" Buzz shouted.With that, the battle took off.

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Posted 07 June 2011 - 03:03 PM

This is a funny fight, but a quick one. Vader will not be hit by a gun and he crush Buzz with the Force

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 03:42 PM

Vader wins rather easily

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 06:50 PM

Vaders owns this. He has the force and a lightsaber. I don't see anything from Buzz even putting up a match for Vader.

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 07:17 PM

Buzz gets spanked like a 4 year old at K-Mart.

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:13 PM

Does buzz have the Toonforce? Does the toonforce extend to 3D toons?

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:17 PM

Does buzz have the Toonforce? Does the toonforce extend to 3D toons?

Toonforce doesn't exist just because it's a cartoon. Buzz has obvious limits to what he can do. He does not have toonforce

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 09:48 PM

Toonforce doesn't exist just because it's a cartoon. Buzz has obvious limits to what he can do. He does not have toonforce


Without toonforce Darth stomps

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 09:56 PM

Not saying Vader will lose I don't think he would, but lets not forgot that Buzz is a guy with jet pack and wrist mounted weapons and in the past guys like that have been bad news for Jedi.

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 09:59 PM

Not saying Vader will lose I don't think he would, but lets not forgot that Buzz is a guy with jet pack and wrist mounted weapons and in the past guys like that have been bad news for Jedi.

It's a good thing Vader isn't a Jedi then. :ph34r:

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 10:23 PM

It's a good thing Vader isn't a Jedi then. :(

:ph34r: Vader ftw.

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 12:27 AM

Vader wins after toying with Buzz.

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 01:21 AM

Vader wins after toying with Buzz.

A pun?

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 01:26 AM

A pun?


Yes

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 02:32 AM

Yes

Aww... they're always better on accident.

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 06:51 AM

I'm not saying Buzz wins, but let us not forget Boba Fett has given Vader trouble on two different occasions. Buzz's space rangers are like the GL Corps in that they are both galactic police forces, and Buzz is the very best the Space Rangers have to offer. I agree Vader wins, but not in a stomp.

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 07:27 AM

It's a good thing Vader isn't a Jedi then. :D


At least according to some definitions he could be called a Dark Jedi. So he still counts.

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 04:14 PM

Come on people, you have to give Buzz SOME credit! He is the absolute best space ranger there is, and he so many gadgets and weapons it would make Batman jealous.

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 08:01 PM

Buzz gets spanked like a 4 year old at K-Mart.

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 09:11 PM

This site seriously needs a 'Like' button.

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