Match 7844 The Joker vs. Deadpool
Posted 23 February 2011 - 11:06 PM
Posted 23 February 2011 - 11:32 PM
"Well YO mamma-!"
Before the next joke can be completed, Dante interrupts from at the bar, "Hey can I get in on this action... Yo Mama..."
Simultaniously Joker and Deadpool turn to the demon hunter and snap, "NO!.
"Yo mama's dead!" Deadpool said to Dante before turning his attention back to his opponent.
"When this is over... meet me outside..." Dante said, getting up from the bar and walking out to wait on Deadpool
Eh, not the best but it just came to me. I think I'll use it an expand it for my next entry to the Kazhan story.
Anyway as for the fight, I gotta think on this one.
Posted 24 February 2011 - 04:43 PM
Joker: "Oh yeah? Yo momma so fat, her panty size is, uh, 'Bitch lose some weight!'
Deadpool: "Mmhmm. Yo mamma so ugly, she poked her head out the window and got arrested for disturbing the peace!"
Joker: "Yo mamma so desperate, when she had you, she had to pay craps charges!"
Deadpool: *Pulls out pistol* "Yo mamma so stupid, she had you!" *BLAM* *Blow* "What an ass, insulting my momma."
Posted 24 February 2011 - 06:27 PM
Posted 24 February 2011 - 06:44 PM
Joker: Well yo mamma so hairy that she can only speek wookie http://www.youtube.c...feature=related HAHAHAHAHA
Deadpool: *Slices off Jokers head* you so stupid that you wanted a yo mamma battle vs me
Posted 25 February 2011 - 02:42 PM
Posted 26 February 2011 - 09:14 PM
yeah I go with Deadpool. if it stays as jokes then who knows but as soon as joker gets physical then he stand NO CHANCE.
Nice job Hugo. This is really well done, and of course, hillarious. I have to side with Deapool. The Joker seems to have mature humorwhich really isn't in keeping with "yo mammas". Deadpool on the other hand,
Posted 13 September 2012 - 03:37 PM
Posted 13 September 2012 - 04:39 PM
shermanatortwo, I believe I told you about the old thread-bumping before. If the date of the last post in a thread is at least, say, a few months old, don't bother posting in it.
Posted 13 September 2012 - 05:50 PM
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