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Posted 22 January 2012 - 07:52 AM

the world would be a better place without Uwi Boll.


*Uwe.

Jesus get it right.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 08:10 AM

*Uwe.

Jesus get it right.

To be fair, he quoted AvP, who spelled it that way too. :)

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 08:20 AM

Heh. I can't stop laughing. Almost everything in that long Predators review can be made to match up with the original Predator, but apparently that one was somehow better.

For one thing, the BSP's and Regular Preds are fighting for one thing, they hate each other and think each is superior to the other. "A blood feud." Like the K-Series Aliens vs the originals? This wasn't part of the original movie but still.

For the characters...you don't really feel anything for them either. You only get to know their names because they did military roll call. I can't relate to any of them, because nothing is really shown.

Oh forgive the woman who tried too hard to look badass in a movie full of men doing the same thing.

"Space Faggot." as compared to "I ain't got time to bleed." Who wrote that? Yeah, ok, you don't got time for blood, tell that to your wound.

Grace was not meant to be scary. Elpidia Carrillo had a similar role, does she not belong?

Oh god this next part is hilarious. "These new BSPs don't do much other than stand around, pose, look scary and roar unless you count the fight scenes." Yeah, um. That's also pretty much what the Classic Pred did in the original film. It also did first aid on itself. That's it.

I had issues with the Billy standown, which is why Hanzo's is awesome. IT WAS SHOWN!

The Royce/Berserker fight. Okay, first you say you didn't like when they don't stick to original formula, now you say you don't like Royce's similar lines to Arnie in the original.

Impossible to live up the original film's horrible standard? Okay then...

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 09:11 AM

*Uwe.

Jesus, get it right.

Fixed.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 09:52 AM

"Space Faggot." as compared to "I ain't got time to bleed." Who wrote that? Yeah, ok, you don't got time for blood, tell that to your wound.


SHUT UP YOU SLACKJAWED FAGGOT!

The thing I hate about Rakai's review is it's so incredibly biased by his Predator love. You don't see me going around bitching about Batman Begins because they left out Catwoman, Calendar Man, and the Riddler from The Long Halloween. If it's an enjoyable movie (which Predators was, for the most part), it's an enjoyable movie.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 10:10 AM

"I ain't got time to bleed." Who wrote that? Yeah, ok, you don't got time for blood, tell that to your wound.



Dude, that whole movie is filled with one liners like that. Hell ALL action movies are like that. You don't go to action movies for a plot or good dialogue, you go for the action.

I have no problem with corny lines like: , http://www.youtube.c...feature=related , or this http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

EDIT: I enjoyed PREDATORS as well.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 10:21 AM

I have no problem with the line myself. I just used it as an example.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 11:07 AM

I really didn't like Let Me In.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 11:23 AM

I really didn't like Let Me In.


You suck.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 11:46 AM

You suck.

Eh... it wasn't that good a film. After Twilight's disastourous effects, this film did manage to revitilize vampires in the public eye as serious figures of horror.

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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:10 PM

Eh... it wasn't that good a film. After Twilight's disastourous effects, this film did manage to revitilize vampires in the public eye as serious figures of horror.


It was a fantastic film and I refuse to hear different.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:03 PM

Alien Armageddon will always have a special place in my memory. Unfortunately.




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