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Posted 17 December 2010 - 02:40 PM

I HAD to make this thread after seeing the most god-awful film ever made...
AvH: Alien vs. Hunter
And yes, this movie was made as a.. "homage" to AvP....

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:00 PM

PREDATORS
Zeus and Roxanne
3 Ninjas
3 Ninjas Kick Back
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Dragonball Evolution

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:02 PM

PREDATORS
Zeus and Roxanne
3 Ninjas
3 Ninjas Kick Back
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Dragonball Evolution

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I have to agree with the Dragonball Evolution but I like the original 3 ninjas.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:24 PM

Well, being a hardcore MST3K fan, I've seen my fair share. My top three:

3. Son of Godzilla: This film had no purpose whatsoever. While not the worst Godzilla film ever, I haven't actually seen All Monsters Attack, so I have to go with this one.

2. Race To Witch Mountain: Dwayne Johnson should have stuck to wrestling. He's admittedly not a horrible actor, but his decision to work with Disney was a poor one. Witch Mountain was painful to watch.

1. Reptilian: Yongary is something like the Korean equivalent of King Kong. Shortly after the American Godzilla film was made, the Koreans decided to try it with Yongary. In Korea, the film was decent. In America, it was given the Power Rangers treatment. Original action scenes kept, American cast added, and not a very good one at that. Being a hardcore kaiju fan I looked forward to this flick and was utterly disappointed.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:34 PM

There's a horror movie called Plaguers that came out in 2008, but looks like it was made in the 50's. Laughably bad acting, ridiculous plot, terrible effects(save maybe the zombie make-up), and horrible bait and switch with the promised "sexy-space-pirates".

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:44 PM

Dear god, has anyone seen Machete :P

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:54 PM

Hands down, Snow Dogs is tied with Where the Wild Things Are for the worst movies I've ever seen. One lied to me and the other was pshycologically terrorizing,

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 03:59 PM

Dear god, has anyone seen Machete :P


You know a lot of people say Rodriguez only made that movie to fuel to the fire about the Arizona Immigration riots which have been happening?

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:02 PM

You know a lot of people say Rodriguez only made that movie to fuel to the fire about the Arizona Immigration riots which have been happening?

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No, I didn't know that... Robert Rodriguez is the worst thing to happen to films in a long time. I honestly can't remember an RR movie I've liked..
And Machete sat on freakin' EGGS to heal his bullet wounds...

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:04 PM

Hands down, Snow Dogs is tied with Where the Wild Things Are for the worst movies I've ever seen. One lied to me and the other was pshycologically terrorizing,

Dang, I had forgotten about Wild Things. That ruined memories of my childhood.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:19 PM

There is one movie I watched from start to finish. I wanted to see how bad it was but was very close to quitting. I regret to do that. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is the worst movie I have ever laid eyes at. EVER. I do not recommend watching it. It will scar you more than the Last Airbender and Dragonball Evolution did to its fans. It has everything that will make you puke and ask for a gastrosuction surgery. It's even haunting me at this very moment.

The worst movie I've seen in theatre was The Last Airbender. See signature for details. Jonah Hex is a close second.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:23 PM

I don't know, I had a fun time watching Machete.

As for the worst movie I've ever seen, nothing comes to mind. I did recently see The Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage, but I'd say that movie is so bad it's funny.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:30 PM

Three words: Twilight, New Moon.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:36 PM

Three words: Twilight, New Moon.

*shivers*

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:39 PM

I have a lot...

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:46 PM

I have a lot...

Do tell.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:55 PM

Do tell.



Okay....

Elektra
Daybreaker
Brooklyn's finest
G.I Joe
Godfather 3
Predators
American X
the chronicles of Narnia 2
Transformers 2
Batman Begin
American Gangster
Iron man 2
A Bruce Lee movie(I forgot the name)
Black Hawk down
Dragonball Evolution
Jason X
Halloween 2(Rob Zombies version)
Friday the 13th Final Friday Jason goes to hell
Ghost Rider the movie
The Las Airbender

I have many many more since I am a movie man, but I do not feel like name more.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 04:59 PM

Okay....

Predators



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Posted 17 December 2010 - 05:01 PM

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Sorry for what I am about to say, but RR should die a very painful death for ruining the Yautja franchise.

I just hop he does not make a Predators sequel. God help us all.

And the ending was to predictable.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 05:01 PM

Okay....

Elektra
Daybreaker
Brooklyn's finest
G.I Joe
Godfather 3
Predators
American X
the chronicles of Narnia 2
Transformers 2
Batman Begin
American Gangster
Iron man 2
A Bruce Lee movie(I forgot the name)
Black Hawk down
Dragonball Evolution
Jason X
Halloween 2(Rob Zombies version)
Friday the 13th Final Friday Jason goes to hell
Ghost Rider the movie
The Las Airbender

I have many many more since I am a movie man, but I do not feel like name more.

How did you not like Transformers 2, Batman Begins, Iron Man 2, or Black Hawk Down.




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