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Humorous Pokedex Entries

Posted by KronosCoreMagi , 19 March 2012 · 1,073 views

All right, so you've all taken a vow of silence eh? Well, today's rambling is about Humorous Pokedex entries. Here we go!

Pokemon #425: Drifloon the Balloon Pokemon
Pearl Dex: It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away, However, it gets pulled around instead
Heart Gold/Soul Silver Dex: It is whispered that any child who makes DRIFLOON for a ballon and holds on to it could wind up missing
Comments: Apparently, Drifloon is an instigator of Amber Alert in Pokemon

Pokemon #029: Nidoran (Female)
Black/White Dex: While it does not prefer to fight, even one drop of the poison it secretes from barbs can be fatal
Comments: Fatal?! Fatal to who?! Humans? Pokemon? Why is this Pokemon even trained if it's got killer poison?!

Pokemon #004: Charmander
Heart Gold Dex: The Flame on its tail shows the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly
Comments: So... if the flame goes out, it dies? Does this mean people can intentionally kill it by somehow putting it's flame out?

Pokemon #158: Totodile
Soul Silver Dex: It is small, but rough and tough. It won't hesitate to take a bite out of anything that moves
Comments: I hope you've got some good medical coverage, this one will bite you

And my personal favorite entry,
Pokemon #129: Magikarp
Black/White Dex: A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though.
Comments: Ah ha ha ha ha! It can leap a mountain, but it can't do a damned thing in battle with Splash!

Well, that's it for the Pokedexs, just thought I'd share a few that I thought were rather funny.
Still no comments, so I'll just keep blogging away mindlessly.

In Other News: Graal Online is still around. Shocking, considering I played this game at least 10 years ago when I was in High School.


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