KODOS: Oh, by the way, all of
you who wrote and complained about this match are first on the list of
people we will enslave when we conquer Khazan.
KANG: *Sigh* How many times do
I have to tell you: don't warn people before we enslave them.
KODOS: Sorry. Anyway, both
contenders are shaking their respective stuff on the dance floor.
KANG: Let's go to our side line
commentator to see who they're trying to hit on. Chef, can you here me?
Chef: Hey, guys. I'm like a pig
in slop with all these lovely ladies...by the way, why the hell are you
guys dressed like those guys from "A Night at the Roxbury?"
KANG & KODOS: No reason. Who
are Larry and Austin targeting?
Chef: Well, Larry's heading
towards Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Austin is over by Supergirl. I've
got a video camera strapped to my little buddy Kenny's head, and he's
making his way towards Austin.
KANG: Well, let's switch to
Kenny Cam. Wow, with that dress I've got a good view of Supergirl's...
KODOS: Not so loud. Those
women with the picket signs are still outside.
Austin: Hey, baby, are you a
member of the Mile High Club?
Austin: Well, do you want to
Supergirl: Oh, I'll send you a
Austin: Alright, I'm ready
when you are, pussycat.
Austin's Jaw: POW!
KANG: Oh my God! Supergirl just
decked Austin, knocking him through the roof.
KODOS: Chef, can you see him?
Chef: Sorry, children. Chef has
more important duties to attend to. Come on, ladies. You'll be safer
back at my place.
KANG: Damn, we lost our
commentator to two Earth women. We still have the Kenny Cam. Let's check
KODOS: Larry's standing next to
Buffy, who's chatting with Deadpool.
KANG: What's that glowing blue
powder he's putting in Buffy's drink?
KODOS: I think that it's
orgasmic powder, brother. It's also renowned as an aphrodisiac.
KANG: He's tapping her on the
Larry: Hi. I'm Laffer (ha, ha)
Larry Laffer. I just had to ask: did that fall from heaven hurt?
Buffy: I don't talk to
parasitic twerps: I kill them.
KANG: Buffy is picking up her
drink and turning back to Deadpool
Larry: Hey, pajama boy: Why
don't you go play with the other Teletubbies and let me get to know this
fine young filly.
KODOS: I've seen Earthlings do
some pretty dumb things, but insulting Deadpool takes the cake.
KANG: Deadpool's unsheathing
his swords, and Larry's making a break for the exit.
KODOS: I think Larry's in for
it. Wait a minute...what's that sound.
KANG: Austin has reentered the
disco and landed on the stool next to Buffy.
KODOS: Uh, oh. The disco ball
is coming loose.
KANG: Oh my God. It landed on
KODOS: You bastards! Well, the
camera's still operational.
KANG: Buffy seems to be shaken.
She's taking a big swig of her drink.
KODOS: Now, she's looking
lovingly into Austin's eyes.
Buffy: Ever been with a
Austin: No, but I don't bite.
Unless you want me to, baby. Let's go back to my flat and get to know
KODOS: It seems Larry's escaped
the mob and Deadpool by getting in a taxi.
KANG: Now the frustrated
feminists are taking out their aggressions on Deadpool. They're
pummeling him with their signs.
KODOS: Not pretty.