BOB: Some pretty varied comments there Clare. Wha- Oops! The whistle has blown! Battle commences!
CLARE: And the Smurfs are off first and heading for the waves! It's a bit like the opening of "Baywatch" but with less babes in tight swimming costumes. What in the name of Neptune have they got on their heads Bob??
BOB: ...Not quite sure Clare-wait! Its a Smurfa Lung! That genius of the Smurf World Brainy has created tiny compressed air tanks with matching mouthpieces! Can the Snorks counter this unexpected development before it is
CLARE: Lets turn to the CrabCams and take a nip and dip into the water to find out.
BOB: Good thinking Clare! Waiting for the picture to clear........yes! I can see the Smurf incursion team! Wow! For little critters with short legs they can sure swim fast! Can't see any Snork response at the
moment......in fact, I can't see any Snorks at all! Clare......?
CLARE: I see them!! Snorks are coming in fast and furious at 3 and 9 o'clock. Looks like the old "surround and pound them" move to me. Good Tactical move by Allstar Seaworthy. From the looks on their faces it seems the Blue
boys weren't expecting so many of them!
BOB: Yes, it seems that an entire clan is providing a Tactical Response to the sandcastle defenses! 4 to 7 in favour to the Snorks! The 3apples-tall guys better come up with something bef- WAIT! Smurfs are removing
something from their waistbands..... its a....harpoon gun!?! These guys are taking it seriously! The Snorks don't look happy with that one do they Clare?!
CLARE: Nope, can't say they do... Moving the Crabcam in for a closer look... WHOA!!! Major Snork kebab there!! Ouch!! that gotta hurt!!! That's 3 snorks down in a single shot.. Nice shooting from Papa Smurf!
BOB: No wonder his clothes are always red Clare! The Snorks seem a bit put off by the display of violence. They seem to communicating with their whistle and clicks language while avoiding harpoons with their jet propulsion
via the snorks on their heads....they seem to planning something........hold on....I've got a disturbance on the CrabCam's motion sensor.....something large......a shark Clare?
CLARE: Does anyone else hear cello music!!...JESUS...ohhhh yuk!! Well Bob, I'm counting 3 legs and 1 arm remaining out of 4 whole smurfs. Looks like something had take-away!! That was gross and I'm feeling a bi.........
BOB: Here, use this......I am getting a signal from the land based CrabCam! The Snorks were using the Smurf attack to cover their own little raid! Zooming in now...Some Snork has had the same idea for life-support....bowls
on their heads filled with seawater....they are approaching in a non-standard bull-horn formation! 5 Snorks against a Smurf Sandcastle.....they better have a good defensive game-plan ready just in case! Clare? Feeling better?
CLARE: Oh! Just great Bob.. Those Snorks are storming up the dunes there and I can't believe there's not a smurf in........BINGO!!!!! Looks like Joker Smurfs been busy laying cake mines Bob. Nothing's gonna shift the Snorks
stain out of this top now! Opps, there goes my lunch.....
BOB: A small band of Smurfs are storming from the sandcastle doors....wearing black rather than their white clothes and wielding some heavy hardware...checking the ID files....these are Navy SEAL Smurfs! These guys seem to
have type for any possible scenario. In they go, into the ocean, past the floating remains of their fellow men... these guys look pissed and ready for some payback!
SHARK BEARING 0 MARK 0 TO THE SMURF POSITION - ITS GONNA BE HORRID!!!
STOP ! HOLD THE PRESS! The Navy SEALS smurfs are using something like shark repellent! That ultimate eating machine 'aint coming back here in a while! Clare!?
CLARE: Can't remember eating that! OH, what?? Now that's cool, are they allowed to call these guys in Bob?
BOB: I Guess if you got it, flaunt it, eh Clare?, Hehehehe-OW! Okay, the Navy SEAL Smurfs have a clear run--nope! Snork Marine Corps closing and fast. This is going to be a messy finale Clare!
CLARE: Don't care about them Bob, Tooter Snork just had his Snorkle tube slit open and there's bubbles and blood everywhere!!! Sneaky move by Smurfette.Must be PMT. Allstar snorkles for a regroup but the SEAL smurfs are all
over them!! Bob, it's a bit bloody where I am, you got a clearer view?
BOB: Using the CrabCam's colour-filter system to eradicate the red from the view........my God! That's one hell of a carnage! It seems that the SEAL smurfs are finally being held in check by sheer numbers! Not one of them
can get away- Clare! Look! The Smurfs had a back-up plan! The British Smurf clan are using their Special Boat Service Smurfs to attack the sandcastle while the Snorks defenses are occupied! Whoa! Its no wonder that Gargamel can't win against these
Oops! Stray Snorkle has blocked my view!
CLARE: OH YES! One of the SBS smurfs just sliced a couple of Snorks into Shark bait with the propellers of his "Personal Underwater Smurf Sub". Nice touch!
BOB: The Snorks were not prepared for this kind of assault viewers! They figured the Smurfs would be helpless in this environment, but those plucky blue-buggers are proving to be more ruthless than the Borg or an
Alien!......One SBS Smurf has broken from the fray......he's heading to the mast......he's AT THE MAST LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE FLAG IS HIS!!!!
CLARE: AAARRRGGGHH!! Harpoon through his chest.....he's still alive.....you can feel his grit determination, his will for survival, his oath to complete his mission more important that his own life! He has tied the flag to
his Smurf-sub and set it for automatic pilot back to base! What a hero!
What a Smurf!! Game, set and Snork to the Smurf clan!!
BOB: Whew! That was a sweat-draining battle viewers! The final score was :