JAY: Okay! Here comes our contestants entering the Arena. Pat, while we have a moment, tell me if I'm I reading this right. Ranma 1/2 is actually a male?!
PAT: Yes that's correct, Jay. And he usually prefers to fight in that form, too... but as I am watching him enter the Arena I see he is dripping wet and in girl form. Maybe he made Akane mad backstage. He switches to female form when dowsed with cold
water.
JAY: Ohhhh-kaaay, just when I thought I had seen everything. Our two fighters takes their positions as we wait for the judge to start the match...
PAT: And there's the signal, Folks. The young girl Serena has just begun her metamorphosis into Sailor Moon...
Moon Prism Power!!!
PAT: ...Jay, and isn't Sailor Moon looking sporty this afternoon? She's
dressed to cute... er... kill.
JAY: A young girl suddenly becoming a woman right before our eyes... that's
every father's worst nightmare! O.K... Ranma is charging forward, now! Ranma is going for the quick knock down here today!
PAT: Sailor Moon is pulling off her head band... throwing it...
Moon-Tiara-Magic Attack!!
JAY: She throws her weapon and... Ranma breaks into a flip and jumps over
it. Such speed and agility. Ranma is almost in arms length of Sailor Moon,
someone will be dishing out some serious pain in two seconds!
PAT: Sailor Moon falls back on her butt in surprise! Who can avoid her
tiara!?!?! She throws out a reflex attack...
Magic-Moon-Sugar-Bomb Attack!!
JAY: A stream of... pink energy hearts shoots from Sailor Moon's hand, striking Ranma. Ranma was too close to dodge them!
PAT: Ranma rolls back, driven back by the force of the... wait... Ranma digs
his feet in... springs.. Ranma is super jumping again at Sailor Moon...
JAY: FLYING DROP KICK! Ouch, Sailor Moon is moved back about 30 feet without taking a single step. She apparently wasn't expecting such a quick recovery from Ranma.
PAT: Sailor Moon is busting out her moon shaped wand now...
JAY: Ranma is charging forward after her. Whatever Sailor Moon is going to
do, now would be a good time!
Moon Healing Activation!!!
PAT: Sailor Moon is spinning in a circle, Jay... But why is she waving her
healing wand around?
JAY: I don't know, Pat... but her time is about to end abruptly! Ranma is going to put the hurt on her!!
Tsunami Jump-Kick Attack!!!
PAT: Ranma is flying in a jump-kick!
JAY: Wait, Pat... Ranma is changing shape... changing back to male form...
PAT: He's losing it, Jay... His aerodynamics are all wrong now...
JAY: Ranma loses control of the jump-kick and eats sand, folks!
PAT: OOOF! I think the only thing hurt is his pride, though.
JAY: He's getting up now and speaking to Sailor Moon... Sound please!!...
Ranma: I don't know how you changed me back, little girl... but now that I'm back to normal you are really in trouble!
Sailor Moon: You will always be normal, now! I have lifted the curse.
Ranma: Wait... You mean I will never be a girl again...?
Sailor Moon: Yup! That's right.
Ranma: Woah! Sailor Moon, you can win for all I care! This is great! I am outa here! Thanxs!
Sailor Moon: See Ya!
PAT: And there you have it, Folks. Sailor Moon's philosophy... the best way to defeat an enemy is to make a friend out of him.
JAY: Wow, Pat... What a moment. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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