Jay With the mail out of the way, were waiting for the bell to signal the start of the match...
Jay ... There it is and both Longshot and Domino spring into action drawing their weapons!
PAT And we are official! Longshot begins moving at top speed to cover the space between them... he's gotta get into knife-throwing range.. His light weight and strong muscles serve to propel him rapidly....
Jay Ya! A real smart guy this Longshot... bringing knives to a gunfight. Real smart. Domino levels a rifle about the length of my leg at him.
PAT Yah, Jay... but you don't have to be smart if you're lucky, right? Domino fires! But... Longshot trips and rolls... what luck!
Jay Lucky little sh... Wait! Domino cranks a dial on her rifle and fires. Luckshot dodges again but her shot hits the ground right beside him and there is a powerful explosion knocking him down.
PAT But the explosion only accelerates the speed on his first knife throw... just as the explosion has temporarily distracted Domino! Man, what luck!
Jay But his knife only connects with Domino's belt radio. No damage sustained. Now thatís being lucky! Domino fires off several more shots, taking advantage of the firepower she wields.
PAT But Longshot jumps a straight 30 feet up in the air...
Jay ...But Domino zeroes in on him using the laser scope on her weapon...
PAT ...But Longshot reaches his apex, coming out of the sun! Oh the glare!
Jay ...But Domino... What is she doing? Oh... she reaches for a pair of sunglasses from her flak vest and puts them on. Lucky she had them.
PAT ...But will her luck hold? Here comes a fist-full of throwing blades.... as Longshot finishes his leap nearby!
Jay But Domino decides to focus on dodging the incoming knives. She leaps and twist in the air... Domino whirls away from one, two, three knifes... and rolls away from the fourth.
PAT But, as luck would have it... the knives ricochet off the wall! They ricochet off a hot-dog vendor cart! They ricochet off... YIKES!... The Sports Box!! They're heading back at Domino!!
Jay ...BUT, as she turns to aim at Longshot, the knives only strike her rifle! That was close. Lucky she moved or she'd be skewered. Domino tosses the rifle and draws a heavy pistol from her holster...
PAT .... But Longshot charges Domino before her blaster is out...
Jay ...But Domino HAS it out, aims first and shoots...
Pat ...But it misfires! What luck for Longshot! He closes, throwing a knife...
Jay But it slips out of his hand... Domino
drops her useless weapon and launches at him with a flying drop kick...
Pat ...But Longshot side steps and tries to
tackle Dominion. They both go down...
Jay ...But Domino rolls and kicks Longshot
away. Wait, she's holding something! She got his knife belt, she tosses
it away and draws a small pistol...
Pat ...But sparks and smokes. Major misfire!
Jay Longshot finds it funny BUT Domino
doesn't find it amusing at all. She leaps at him to kick his smiling
Pat But Longshot jumps back and kicks out...
Jay But Domino blocks. She throws a punch...
Pat But Longshot ducks and tries another
Jay But he misses. Something is wrong
Pat But... I mean yes. I think these two fighting is causing their power to act crazy. I think they sense it too...
Longshot I think this fight is becoming
pointless. We can't hit one another.
Domino As much as I like to knock you
senseless, I have to agree. What's you proposal?
Longshot Flip a coin? One side or the other
has to come up. Winner takes all?
Domino Why not. It's not the dumbest idea I
ever heard... but it's close.
Longshot Hmmmm.... PMS? Okay, call it!
Domino Tails! And watch it blonde!!
Pat Longshot flip the coin in the air...
Jay And the coin lands... Oh no!
Pat It lands on its edge in the sandy arena
Domino I don't believe this!!
Pat Domino looks pissed. She turns to pace
around, apparently trying to think of a way to end this match.
Jay Opps. Domino took a few steps away and
the coin tips over landing on its side.
Longshot Heads! I win!
Pat Longshot remained close to the coin and
his luck factor became dominant over the coin when Domino moved away.
Jay Lucky bastard.