Bruce Banner: Well, some interesting comments from the people who still collect 'Alf' Pogs, but I think it's time to get this fight started, don't you?
Clark Kent: Well, the doors to the arena are opening, and it looks like...
Bruce Banner: Hey, that's a limo!
Clark Kent: A limousine. A long white limo is driving into the arena.
Bruce Banner: I wonder who's inside?
Clark Kent: Mr. Tony Stark.
Bruce Banner: What, you got X-ray vision or something? How do you know that?
Clark Kent: It says 'STARK' on the license plate.
Bruce Banner: Oh yeah. You got some good eyes on you, for a man with glasses.
Clark Kent: Yeah well, Mr. Stark is stepping out of the limo in a fine grey suit.
Bruce Banner: That's gotta be an expensive suit. Who wears a suit like that to a fight?
Clark Kent: Well, Mr. Stark obviously does.
Bruce Banner: And how long do you think it will last in this fight?
Clark Kent: Oh, a good few seconds... And here comes his opponent, my personal pick for the fight. Mr. Bruce Wayne.
Bruce Banner: What's that he's dressed in Clark?
Clark Kent: Its a martial arts judo suit Mr. Banner.
Bruce Banner: Looks like his pajamas if you asks me. Why couldn't he wear a T-shirt with the Bat logo on it or something?
Clark Kent: Why would he do that?
Bruce Banner: Because he's Batman for crying out loud!
Clark Kent: Look, I thought we weren't going to discuss secret identities...
Bruce Banner: Now look here Superdude. I'm just laying down the facts. Now you might want to hide behind that 12 cent suit, but I...
Clark Kent: I hate to interrupt you there Mr. Banner, but the two opponents have just come to centre of the arena, and are shaking hands. A true sign of honor and sportsmanship, wouldn't you say?
Bruce Banner: That's a tight grip Bruce has got there. Tony won't be able to open a jar of pickles for a few days.
Clark Kent: And look, Tony has thrown the first punch, and Bruce remarkably has dodged it. Tony throws another punch, and Bruce side-steps to the left. He goes for a kick, and Bruce steps backwards; a sweeper, and Bruce simply steps over him. This is remarkable, Tony is punching the air while Bruce simply avoids contact with every one of his attacks.
Bruce Banner: Yeah, yeah, when is Bruce going to strike back?
Clark Kent: Well, Mr. Wayne is a man of intellect and character. He won't act out unless he feels it necessary.
Bruce Banner: Well the way Bruce keeps moving backwards to avoid the punches, he's going to have his back to that limo in a minute. He won't have any place left to go.
Clark Kent: Another close hit by Mr. Stark, but still Mr. Wayne is able to avoid his punches like he was an amateur, and wow!
Bruce Banner: Now that's the kinda violence I like to see. Bruce ducked out of the way of what must have been the fiftieth punch, and Tony's hand went right through the limo's window. That's going to leave a mark in the morning.
Clark Kent: Now Mr. Wayne is stepping out of the way, and comes behind Mr. Stark. He's putting a sleeper hold on him. In a few more seconds, this fight's going to be over.
Bruce Banner: Don't count Tony out just yet Clark. He's been in a few brawls over the years. He'll get out of it.
Clark Kent: Well that's a pretty tight grip he's got on him. You can see Mr. Stark trying to struggle free, but my Wayne is 100% Muscle... Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Bruce Banner: Did you see that!
Clark Kent: I certainly did Mr. Banner.
Bruce Banner: Tony just did a backwards kick on Bruce's unmentionables. The whole audience felt it. Bruce is stumbling backwards. That was a powerful kick, and Bruce is going to need a moment to recover.
Clark Kent: I don't think Mr. Stark is going to let him have that moment. He might be bleeding and tired but he's seen his opening, and he's lunging onto Mr. Wayne with everything he's got.
Bruce Banner: A sharp hit there, a leg chop here. Tell me Clark, did you think Tony would play dirty like that?
Clark Kent: I certainly didn't, but then what's important is the win, and if it gave him the opotunity to do that, I can't really blame him.
Bruce Banner: Well Bruce has taken a few straight hits, but now he's blocking off some of those hits with his hands. He's back on his feet, and is forming what looks like a boxing stance. Tony can't quite connect with Bruce.
Clark Kent: I think Mr. Wayne has recovered slightly, and is ready to finish this fight. Pow!!!
Bruce Banner: Did you hear that! Bruce just laid a left hand onto Tony's Face. That must have felt like being hit by a train.
Clark Kent: He does pack quite the wallop.
Bruce Banner: Tony's stuttering. I don't think he knows who he is anymore!
Clark Kent: And here comes Mr. Wayne with another right hook, and a left, and a right, and a left, and a right, and a.. This is getting quite gruesome. Urh. I can't watch this.
Bruce Banner: Well I can, there goes the nose. The left eye, the right eye. Hey, did anybody order a pizza!
Clark Kent: How can you make jokes at a time like this?
Bruce Banner: Just look at that. Is that Tony or the Red Skull down there?
Clark Kent: Well finally Mr. Wayne stopped hitting him.
Bruce Banner: Yeah, I think he has something else in mind. He's dragging his body back to the limo. Tony's struggling, he still has a little life in him yet.
Clark Kent: Mr. Stark is up to his feat. Mr. Wayne is walking away. I don't think he knows that Mr. Stark is still standing.
Bruce Banner: Tony's reaching into the limo, he's got the steering lock bar in his hand, and is chasing after Bruce!
Clark Kent: Mr. Wayne doesn't know what's coming, He... He's turning, and... he's running towards Mr. Stark!
Bruce Banner: Both these combatants are charging at each other, one with a weapon.
Clark Kent: But Mr. Wayne doesn't need a weapon, he is the weapon. He pushes off with his back leg, he's up in the air, extending the front leg. Super kick to the head of Mr. Stark!!!
Bruce Banner: Tony is up in the air and in a world of his own. I don't think he's ever flown before without his suit.
Clark Kent: Mr. Stark is starting to fall. He... Goes right through the roof of the Limo! How about that.