Imperial officer: "A strange cube has appeared Lord Vader.  Shall I attempt communication?"

Vader: "No. Leave them to me."

Grand Moff Tarkin: "No. This Superstation will crush this overblown child's plaything.  Gunner, fire at will.  They shall fear this mighty construction."

Gunner: Ummmm...we missed sir.

Tarkin: What do you mean?

Gunner: Well, sir it just jumped to some kind of advanced hyperspace real qu...ACK!(His voice becomes a bloody gargle under Vader's invisible crushing hand.

Tarkin: Confound it Vader!  I wish you would stop doing that.  We are running out of gunners.  How would we be if killed every stormtrooper that missed a shot?

Vader: Such matters are insignifigant compared to the Force.

Tarkin: I am tired of that too!  There are more things to life that the Force ya know!

Tac. officer:  We have intruders sir.  They are draining our specs somehow.  

Tarkin:  Send Stor...

Tac. officer:  Too late.  They are already go...ACK!

Tarkin:  Stop doing that!!!  He didn't even do anything wrong!

Vader:  Such matters are...

Tarkin: Shut up!  ShutupShutupShutup!!!  Where is that cube now?

New Tac. officer:  Ummm...it is attacking the northern pole's surface.  They may have found a weakness.  I am deploying TIE FightersssssACK!

Tarkin:What was that for?!

Vader:  Whoops.  Just slipped I guess.

Tarkin:Just slipped.  Oooookay.  Are our fighters getting through?

New new Tac. officer: Yes sir but their shields are adapting somehow.  (Nervously) But I think we might get them eventually right Lord Vader?

Vader:Unimpressive.  Most Unimpressive.  (kills new new Tac. officer)

Tarkin: Am I going to have to tie your hands behind you ba... hey.  That scanner is showing them dropping something down our reactor core shaft.  Cripes!  Fire superlaser!

New gunner:  They are over us sir.  We can't shoot them.

Tarkin:  I knew we should have got extra lasers!  But noooo! The Emperor had to save money for his plastic surgery the old fart!  Now we all die!

Vader:  Such matters are...

Tarkin: Oh force this ya asthma inflicted tin can!!! (blasts Vader)

Vader:  Ha! I blocked it!

Borg (over intercom):  We have secured your station.  You will be assimilated.

Tarkin:  Thank God!!!