Louie: I'm glad he didn't say anything about television commercial superstars, or I'd have had to pre-empt the fight!
Frank: Lighten up, Louie, it looks like the action is starting.
Louie: Spawn spots The Crow and realizes that this is possibly the dangerous lunatic he's been hearing about!
Frank: The Crow sees Spawn and signals for him to "bring it on!"
Louie: The Crow is probably seeing Spawn as the object of certain injustices he's heard about!
Frank: Where would he hear that, Louie? And, where would Spawn hear about a "homicidal lunatic?"
Louie: Oh, uh, around. You hang out in dark alleys, you hear things! But, let's not go there, it looks like Spawn drew first blood!
Frank: Yes, it appears he dismembered The Crow with those chains of his!
Louie: That had to hurt! Ooh, but The Crow is reintegrating before our very eyes! Can frogs do that, Frank?
Frank: I don't think so, Louie! Oh, bad break for Spawn. His spike came out his back and he got stuck on a tree! The Crow quickly takes advantage, comes up with guns blaring, striking devastating blows to Spawns abdomen!
Louie: But, the bullet holes are closing up again! Can frogs do that?
Frank: Again, I doubt it, Louie. Spawn gets loose, and starts heading for the Crow, the real one on the tombstone!
Louie: With one leap, he has the birdie by the throat. This is terrible! I can't bear to look!
Frank: What a minute! The Crow is talking to Spawn!
Louie: I don't like the looks of this!
Frank: The Crow is pointing at you, Louie! And, now, so is Spawn! Why would they do that?
Louie: I am a TV commercial superstar!
Frank: What, exactly, did you tell them, Louie?
Louie: Uh, oh, that the Crow is a homicidal lunatic and Spawn killed the Crow's wife!
Frank: But, that's not even close to the truth!
Louie: Hey, this is show business!
Frank: Due to technical difficulties, the rest of this event will not be aired!