JAY: Back to the action! Indiana Jones is scaling over the
wall using his whip. It looks like he's going get inside undetected...
Wait a minute, I lost track of Lara... Pat, do you see her?
PAT: I see Lara now, she's approaching the North wall from
the opposite direction. She's, Oh my!
JAY: She's not too subtle isn't she, Pat?
PAT: Packing a grenade launcher and competing against
Indiana Jones, why not.
JAY: Well the base is on alert now and guards are running
to investigate the explosion.
PAT: Jay, the chaos that Lara is causing has actually helped them both. Lara has rushed through the opening in the wall and she and Indiana are
sneaking through the smoke, between various crates and vehicles on the base
JAY: They're both hurrying along to main building to get
inside before they're noticed.
PAT: Trouble ahead, Jay. There's two heavily armed
guards at the main doors and it looks like the only way in.
JAY: Both Lara and Indy stop short of the entrance and it
appears that they're working together to increase their chance of getting
PAT: What are they saying, Jay?
JAY: Don't know, the sound man saw a little garden snake
and ran away.
PAT: They both give a nod to each other and they start to
go in separate directions.
JAY: They're in position, Indy on the right and Lara on the
left. Now what?
PAT: Lara launches herself towards them from her hiding
spot tumbling hands over feet like a gymnast. The guards just stand there
staring at her as she closes in.
JAY: We're talking lackeys from the `Batman & Robin' movie
I.Q's here folks!
PAT: She comes out of it landing right in front of them.
Lara throws them a smile and punches the guard on the left. Ouch!!
JAY: Meanwhile Indy sneaks up behind them while they were
preoccupied with watching Lara. He goes after the second guard by grabbing
his shoulder spinning him about and POW!!
PAT: Lara and Indy don't waste time and they charge inside.
Lara draws out an Uzi and Indy draws out his faithful 6 shooter.
JAY: Wait, Pat.... There's a helicopter approaching the landing
pad on top of the building. Something is up!
PAT: Lara and Indy hear it. They're running up a flight
of stairs for the roof.
JAY: Indy has barreled through the roof entrance.... there's a group of men making their way to the awaiting helicopter, one
is carrying a large suitcase. The Nazi arm bands clearly visible on their
PAT: Oops. Jay, you know how Indy feels about Nazis.
JAY: Yes but by the way Lara is sneering she likes them
even less. She raises her weapon... the guards about the helicopter spot
them! They're shooting at one another!!
PAT: Lara drops behind a couple of crates still shooting.
She takes out a three guards but they're both outnumbered 2 to 6!
JAY: Indy drives behind several metal drums... and spots
the "flammable" warning labels! He kicks one it towards the helicopter.
PAT: As it rolls close to the helicopter he unloads his
revolver into it but none of the bullets penetrates. He turns to Lara and
yells. I can almost read his lips. "Lara! Shoot the barrel!!"
JAY: Pat, Lara is grinning as she levels her Uzi at the rolling barrel and fires. She hammers it until a bullet penetrates and the barrel
explodes. Taking the helicopter, the bad guys and half the landing pad.
What an explosion!
PAT: I hope our two heroes are all right. Wait I can see
movement in the smoke, it's them! Lara and Indy are safe!
JAY: But what about the treasure! One of them are suppose
capture the treasure that was in that briefcase to win!
PAT: Looks like we have a draw. Lara is now holding the battered and apparently empty briefcase.... wait... where's Indy??
JAY: And there he goes!! He pulled the old switch-a-roo on the treasure and he's hi tailing outa here with the loot!!